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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Captain And Tennille that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 29 misheard song lyrics for The Captain And Tennille on amIright currently.

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"Do That To Me One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Two-Hat-Tommy' won more time.
Original Lyrics:
Do that to me one more time.
"Do That To Me One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doolie told me, 'One more time,
once is never enough with a man like you'
Original Lyrics:
Do that to me one more time,
once is never enough with a man like you
"Do That To Me One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me like Judas did.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me like you just did.
"Do That to Me One More Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What is never enough for a man's I.Q.
Original Lyrics:
Once is never enough for a man like you
"Love Will Keep Us Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I win, I win, I win, I win
Original Lyrics:
I will, I will, I will, I will
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at my harlot and laugh
Keep us together, whatever.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me heart and let love
Keep us together, whatever.
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at my harlot and laugh
Keep us together, whatever.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me heart and let love
Keep us together, whatever.
"Love Will Keep Us Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lunch
Lunch with cheese curls together
Original Lyrics:
Love
Love will keep us together
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say da da da da
Original Lyrics:
Sedaka is back.
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get the hell back
Original Lyrics:
Sedaka's back
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the udders turn you off
Original Lyrics:
When the others turn you off
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young and beautiful
But someday you'll look so divine.
Original Lyrics:
Young and beautiful
But someday your looks will be gone.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's ticklin' her pansies,
mud in her toes
Original Lyrics:
And he's ticklin' her fancy,
rubbin' her toes
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they spindle
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tangle.
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Dreamin' of a-breakin' the bank, oh.
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing a jig and a jango.
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whirl anti-twirl, anti-tango
or
And they whirl anti-twirl any tango.
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie whirl, Annie twirl, Annie tango
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-whirl, anti-twirl, anti-tango
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any whirl, any twirl, any tango
Original Lyrics:
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floaters light the heavens of bugs.
Original Lyrics:
Floatin' like the heavens above.
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loaded like the heavens above
Original Lyrics:
Floatin' like the heavens above
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muskrat, muskrat, can delight
Original Lyrics:
Muskrat, muskrat, candlelight
"Muskrat Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muskrat, muskrat, candle-like
Original Lyrics:
Muskrat, muskrat, candlelight
"Shop Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better chuck a rod
Original Lyrics:
You better shop around
"The Way I Want To Touch You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I marijuana
I marijuana
Original Lyrics:
I never wanted
I never wanted
"The Way I Want To Touch You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never wanted, I never wanted to kill a man.
Original Lyrics:
I never wanted, I never wanted to give a man.
"You Need a Woman Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No man can do it all alone
And he's to find a guy who might
Original Lyrics:
No man can do it all alone
He needs to find a guiding light

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