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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Buzzcocks that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 29 misheard song lyrics for The Buzzcocks on amIright currently.

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"Autonomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I want you
On top of me.
Original Lyrics:
I, I want you
Autonomy.
"Boredom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've taken the tacos from the kedgeree.
Original Lyrics:
I've taken this extravagant journey.
"Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stir my natural emulsions
Original Lyrics:
You spurn my natural emotions
Sorry, the left paren ) won't fit at the end, due to a character limit.
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every morning I'll be on my way
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's happy nowadays
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tired of being on set
Original Lyrics:
I was tired of being upset
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laps of illusion, love is a dream
or
Last illusion, love is a dream
Original Lyrics:
Life's the illusion, love is the dream
"Everybody’s Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tired of being innocent
Original Lyrics:
I was tired of being upset
"Everybody’s Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tired of being on the set
Original Lyrics:
I was tired of being upset
"Fast Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate fuzzcocks.
Original Lyrics:
I hate fast cars.
"Harmony in My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I listen to the Hi-C wailing sounds in a queue
Original Lyrics:
I listen to the high street wailing sounds in a queue
"I Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm skipping the pages of a book
that takes ages for the photo to end
Original Lyrics:
I'm skipping the pages of a book
that takes ages for the foreword to end
"Innocent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you were so innocent
Until I got my penis bent.
Original Lyrics:
I thought you were so innocent
Until I got my fingers burnt.
"Just Lust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was soaked in ketchup.
Original Lyrics:
I was slow to catch on.
"Love You More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any result to me that life can offer
Original Lyrics:
And it means more to me than life can offer
"Love You More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to end up like no 91er.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to end up like no nine-day wonder.
"Noise Annoys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitchy Girls, Bitchy Boys
Original Lyrics:
Pretty Girls, Pretty Boys
"Orgasm Addict" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butchers' assistants and Val Hobbs
Original Lyrics:
Butchers' assistants and bellhops
"Orgasm Addict" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an all gas-o-matic.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an orgasm addict.
"Orgasm Addict" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Newsweek magazine
Original Lyrics:
With dirty magazines
"Orgasm Addict" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an all gas-o-matic.
Original Lyrics:
You're an orgasm addict.
This a quick correction of my earlier submission (You're, not I'm)
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Which made all other lovers' food
Original Lyrics:
Which made all other lovers fools
"What Do I Get?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't let you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't get you
"What Do I Get?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I only get superstars
Original Lyrics:
I only get sleepless nights
"What Do I Get?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd not wanna make it
I just need to break it
Original Lyrics:
I'm not on the make
I just need a break
"What Do I Get?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What to like it?
Original Lyrics:
What do I get?
"What Do I Get" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you are dead Oh oh once you are dead Once you are dead Oh oh once you are dead
Original Lyrics:
What do I get Oh oh what do I get What do I get Oh oh what do I get
"What Do I Get" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you all dead, oh oh, want you all dead
Original Lyrics:
What do I get , oh oh, what do I get
"Whatever Happened To?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to Courtney Love?
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happened to plug-in love?

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