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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Michael Buble

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Michael Buble that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 43 misheard song lyrics for Michael Buble on amIright currently.

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"All I Want for Christmas Is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to pour my own
Original Lyrics:
I just want you for my own
"All I Want for Christmas is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the presents here
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the Christmas tree
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's just like Christmas at home
Original Lyrics:
But it's not like Christmas at all
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing to "Deck the Halls"
Original Lyrics:
They're singing "Deck the Halls"
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you play your cards but it's kinda cute.
Original Lyrics:
And you play it coy but it's kinda cute.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Forrest Gump, you're the getaway car.
Original Lyrics:
You're a falling star, you're the getaway car.
"For Once In My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
For once in my life
I won't let Zorro hurt me.
Original Lyrics:
For once in my life
I won't let sorrow hurt me.
"Frosty The Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman,
Was a jolly happy soul,
With a corn cock pipe and a button nose,
And two testicles of coal.
Original Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman,
Was a jolly happy soul,
With a corn cob pipe and a button nose,
And two eyes made out of coal.
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a rental, yes
Original Lyrics:
I haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't catched you yet
Original Lyrics:
I haven't met you yet
It should really be "caught"!
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't let you get
Original Lyrics:
I haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't mentioned yet
Original Lyrics:
I haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just haven't made a guess
Original Lyrics:
I just haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just haven't made a guess
Original Lyrics:
I just haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just haven't made you yell
Original Lyrics:
I just haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just haven't raped you yet
Original Lyrics:
I just haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just haven't wrecked you yet
Original Lyrics:
I just haven't met you yet
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that we can be so amazing, and peeing in your life is gonna change me.
Original Lyrics:
And I know that we can be so amazing, and being in your life is gonna change me.
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might have to wait
I'll never give up
I guess it's half timing
And the other half-slut
Original Lyrics:
I might have to wait
I'll never give up
I guess it's half timing
And the other half's luck
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love,
I just haven't met you yet
Happy Birthday!
I just haven't met you yet.
Original Lyrics:
I said love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love,
I just haven't met you yet
Such a good day...
I just haven't met you yet.
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, promise you care
Original Lyrics:
Oh, promise you, kid
"Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
The other half's slut
Original Lyrics:
The other half's luck
"Haven’t Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And beat me up, it’s gonna change me
or
And beef me up, it’s gonna change me
Original Lyrics:
And baby your life is gonna change me
"Haven’t Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just haven’t made you yell
Original Lyrics:
I just haven’t met you yet
"Haven’t Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just haven’t missed you yet
Original Lyrics:
I just haven’t met you yet
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be alive
Original Lyrics:
I'll be alright
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be alive
Original Lyrics:
I'll be alright
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll be alive
Original Lyrics:
I’ll be alright
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'll be all white
I'll be home denied
I'm coming back whom?
Original Lyrics:
It'll be alright
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home
"I'll Never Not Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never make you try
Original Lyrics:
I'll never make you cry
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening once again
Original Lyrics:
Glistening once again
"It's a Beautiful Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why you think that you could hold me when you couldn't go bye-bye yourself
Original Lyrics:
I don't know you think that you could help me when you couldn't get by by yourself
"It's a Beautiful Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why you think that you could hold me when you couldn't; and bye-bye, yourself!
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why you think that you could hold me when you couldn't get by, by yourself.
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a big fat man with the wrong light beer
Original Lyrics:
I mean a big fat man with a long white beard
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Omicron is coming to town
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town
"Save the Last Dance for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can smile, every smile for the man
Who held your hand beneath the pale moment white
Original Lyrics:
You can smile, every smile for the man
Who held your hand beneath the pale moonlight
"Spider-Man theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch thieves just like fries
Original Lyrics:
Catch thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (Cartoon) Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches fleas
Just like flies.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just like flies.
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the sound of violence
Long before it begins.
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the sound of violins
Long before it begins.
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other dancers may pee on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Other dancers may be on the floor.
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
When marimbas start to play
Hold me close, make me swear
[Later]
When you dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, swear with me.
Original Lyrics:
When marimbas start to play
Hold me close, make me sway
[Later]
When you dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me.
All of his sway's sound very much like swear. Maybe it has to do with him being Canadian?
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we sway I go "Weeeee!"
Original Lyrics:
When we sway I go weak
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we sway I go weeeeee...
Original Lyrics:
When we sway I go weak

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