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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Brian and Michael

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brian and Michael that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Brian and Michael on amIright currently.

"Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats And Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner of the street that wore sparking plugs.
Original Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs.
"Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats And Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner. They were having a snog
Original Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs.
"Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats And Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner
Of the street with their sparking plugs.
Original Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner
Of the street that were sparking clogs.
"Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he painted b*****d men
And b*****d cats and dogs.
Original Lyrics:
And he painted matchstalk men
And matchstalk cats and dogs.
"Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he painted macho men
And macho cats and dogs.
Original Lyrics:
And he painted matchstalk men
And matchstalk cats and dogs.
"Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner of the street with their sparking plugs.
Original Lyrics:
He painted kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs.
"Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
He takes his cushiony weights
Original Lyrics:
He takes his brush and he waits
"Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
He takes his pressurny weights
Outside those factory gates.
Original Lyrics:
He takes his brush and he waits
Outside those factory gates.
"Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said tell us all about ya ways
And all about them Sulford days.
Original Lyrics:
They said tell us all about ya ways
And all about them Salford days.
"Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Dogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said tell us all about ya ways
And all about them so f*** days.
Original Lyrics:
They said tell us all about ya ways
And all about them Sulford days.

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