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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Boney M that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 76 misheard song lyrics for Boney M on amIright currently.

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"Baby Do You Wanna Bump?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby do you wanna bum?
Original Lyrics:
Baby do you wanna bump?
"Baby Do You Wanna Bump?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, do you wanna bum?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, do you wanna bump?
"Bahama Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll show you to the door, Bahama Mama.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sure you will adore Bahama Mama.
"Belfast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bell fast
Original Lyrics:
Belfast
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown girl in Bahrain
Original Lyrics:
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown girl in the rain
Original Lyrics:
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown girl in the reign
Original Lyrics:
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember I once at the dead night
We had fried feet and John eat cakes.
Original Lyrics:
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember I once dated a giant
There was Danny and Donnie Hayes.
Original Lyrics:
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like a sugar and a plum.
Original Lyrics:
She looks like a sugar in a plum.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me a motion
Original Lyrics:
Show me emotion
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me emotion.
Original Lyrics:
Show me your motion.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a song bird in the tree.
Original Lyrics:
There's a brown girl in the ring.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a song bird in the tree.
Original Lyrics:
There's a brown girl in the ring.
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown girl entering
Original Lyrics:
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember once at the day night
We had fried fish and Johnny Case
Original Lyrics:
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl in the Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried peas and Johnny came.
Original Lyrics:
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Daddy Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy spoon
Original Lyrics:
Daddy cool
"Daddy Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diet Coke
Original Lyrics:
Daddy cool
"Daddy Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wipeout daddy could
or
Wipeout Danny could
or
Wipeout Danny Good
Original Lyrics:
What about it, Daddy Cool?
"Hooray Hooray It's a Holi-holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooray! Hooray! It's a Holly Hobbie Day
What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
Hooray! Hooray!
It's a Holly-Hobbie Day
Sing a summer song, skip along, holly hobby day
It's a holly hobbie day
Original Lyrics:
Hooray! Hooray! It's a Holi-Holiday
What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
Hooray! Hooray!
It's a Holi-Holiday
Sing a summer song, skip along, holi-holiday
It's a holi-holiday
"King of The Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most of his B.S. found.
Original Lyrics:
Old stogies he has found.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eats horrible buns!
Original Lyrics:
The prodigal son!
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is a special wommiter.
Original Lyrics:
Here's a special bulletin.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jivota mina s kef
Original Lyrics:
She was the meanest cat
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Baker
She'd twenty four sons
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Baker
She taught her four sons
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
More more more more
More bacon
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Baker
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day he formed with them.
Original Lyrics:
When he informed on them
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She left a trail of grime across the you, I say.
Original Lyrics:
She left a trail of crime across the USA.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She left her husband, Fred
She wasn't tough enough.
Original Lyrics:
She left her house and fled
She wasn't tough enough.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never could drive
Original Lyrics:
She never could cry
"My Friend Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's seen hogs fly high to hail the setting sun.
Original Lyrics:
He's seen hawks fly high to hail the setting sun.
"My Friend Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughin' Jack eats sugar lumps.
Original Lyrics:
My friend Jack eats sugar lumps.
"My Friend Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend Jack eats sugar loaves.
Original Lyrics:
My friend Jack eats sugar lumps.
"My Friend Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend Jack eats sugar lumps
or
Muffin Jack eats sugar lumps.
Original Lyrics:
My friend Jack eats sugar lumps.
"Never Change Lovers In The Middle Of The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never never be too hasty when you're pooping in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Never never be too hasty when you're grooping in the dark
"Nightflight to Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the starship Boney M four hour first passenger flight to Venus
Original Lyrics:
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the starship Boney M four hour first passenger flight to Venus
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But because of Chuck, he danced really wunderbar.
Original Lyrics:
But the Kazachouk, he danced really wunderbar.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely d***.
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But to most cold Chinks he was such a lovely dear.
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ruled the Russian land and never mind bizarre
But the Kaiser Chuck he danced gaily on the bar.
Original Lyrics:
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was big and strong
And his eyes were turning gold.
Original Lyrics:
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Raspberry tea
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine,
There was a cat who peed on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, Wasche in die Waschmaschin'.
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lather up the Russian Queen.
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
Went through the cat flap and he was gone
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russians play the slot machines
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rhapsody
Original Lyrics:
Though he was a brute
They just fell into his arms.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rush Poutine
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
Rush is Megaman's pet robotic dog.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra brush your teeth
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra ra Rush, Go Team!!
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra ra raffle trees
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra, Ra Respotee
Russian famous love machine
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian tea
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rah, rah, Russian team
Original Lyrics:
Rah, rah, Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row, rest in peace
Russia's greatest slut machine.
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia plays its love machine
Original Lyrics:
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia's famous slot machine
Original Lyrics:
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though he was a fruit
They just fell into his arms.
Original Lyrics:
Though he was a brute
They just fell into his arms.
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, we were stand down
And everywhere, and we remembered sadly on.
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
There, we wept as we remembered Zion.
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Barbieland, where we sat down
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Bobby Land, where we sat down
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candle meditation of our hearts.
Original Lyrics:
And the meditations of our hearts.
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried us away from Tipiti,
requiring of us a soul
Original Lyrics:
Carried us away to captivity,
required of us a song
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
How shall we sing the Lord's song in Australia?
Original Lyrics:
How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
"Rivers of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
there we wept as we remembered Siam
or
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
very wet when we remembered saigon
or
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
very wet when we remembered saigon
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
there we wept as we remembered Zion
"Rivers of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
There we wept as we remembered Simon
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
There we wept as we remembered Zion
"Rivers of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, where he sat down,
Everywhere, when we remember Saigon.
Than the wicked
Carried us away activity,
Requiring the first bordel,
But how can we sing a lot's song in a strange land?
Let the words of our mouth and the meditations of our heart
Be acceptable in Thy sight here tonight
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down
Ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Zion.
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Required from us a song
Now how shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land
When the wicked
Carried us away in captivity
Requiring of us a song
Now how shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land
Let the words of our mouth and the meditations of our heart
Be acceptable in Thy sight here tonight
"Stories"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big out stories
Original Lyrics:
Ain't our stories
"Sunny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for the fax from ABC.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for the facts from A to Z.
"Sunny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for the fax from agency
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for the facts from A to Z.
"Voodoonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Restrooms, oceans, out with Avita.
or
Mistress, oceans, out with the divas.
Original Lyrics:
Whispers, potions, puppet with needles.
"We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On behalf of our creators, laid by the Lord
Original Lyrics:
On behalf of all creatures, made by the Lord
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