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There are 46 misheard song lyrics for Boney M on amIright currently.

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"Baby Do You Wanna Bump?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby do you wanna bum?
Original Lyrics:
Baby do you wanna bump?
"Baby Do You Wanna Bump?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, do you wanna bum?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, do you wanna bump?
"Bahama Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll show you to the door, Bahama Mama.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sure you will adore Bahama Mama.
"Belfast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Belfast
Original Lyrics:
bell fast
"Brown Girl In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown girl in the ring
Original Lyrics:
Brown girl in the rain
"Brown Girl In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember I once dated a giant
There was Danny and Donnie Hayes.
Original Lyrics:
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown girl in the rain
Original Lyrics:
Brown girl in the ring
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember I once at the dead night
We had fried feet and John eat cakes.
Original Lyrics:
I remember one Saturday night
We had fried fish and johnny cakes.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like a sugar and a plum.
Original Lyrics:
She looks like a sugar in a plum.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me emotion.
Original Lyrics:
Show me your motion.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a song bird in the tree.
Original Lyrics:
There's a brown girl in the ring.
"Brown Girl In The Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a song bird in the tree.
Original Lyrics:
There's a brown girl in the ring.
"By The Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, we were stand down
And everywhere, and we remembered sadly on.
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
There, we wept as we remembered Zion.
"Daddy Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy spoon
Original Lyrics:
Daddy cool
"Daddy Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wipeout daddy could
or
Wipeout Danny could
or
Wipeout Danny Good
Original Lyrics:
What about it, Daddy Cool?
"King of The Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most of his B.S. found.
Original Lyrics:
Old stogies he has found.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is a special wommiter.
Original Lyrics:
Here's a special bulletin.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day he formed with them.
Original Lyrics:
When he informed on them
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She left a trail of grime across the you, I say.
Original Lyrics:
She left a trail of crime across the USA.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She left her husband, Fred
She wasn't tough enough.
Original Lyrics:
She left her house and fled
She wasn't tough enough.
"Ma Baker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never could drive
Original Lyrics:
She never could cry
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One way ticket to the moon
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"Raspoutine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra brush your teeth
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra raspoutine
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But because of Chuck, he danced really wunderbar.
Original Lyrics:
But the Kazachouk, he danced really wunderbar.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely d***.
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was big and strong
And his eyes were turning gold.
Original Lyrics:
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lather up the Russian Queen.
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
Went through the cat flap and he was gone
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Russian Team.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra ra Rush, Go Team!!
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra ra raffle trees
Original Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rasputin
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra, Ra Respotee
Russain famous love machine
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian tea
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row, rest in peace
Russia's greatest slut machine.
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia plays its love machine
Original Lyrics:
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia's famous slot machine
Original Lyrics:
Russia's greatest love machine
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though he was a fruit
They just fell into his arms.
Original Lyrics:
Though he was a brute
They just fell into his arms.
"Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
rah, rah, love machine
Original Lyrics:
Rasputin
"Rivers Of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Barbieland, where we sat down
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down
"Rivers of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
there we wept as we remembered Siam
or
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
very wet when we remembered saigon
or
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
very wet when we remembered saigon
Original Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon where we sat down
there we wept as we remembered Zion
"Rivers of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried us away from Tipiti,
requiring of us a soul
Original Lyrics:
Carried us away to captivity,
required of us a song
"Rivers of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
How shall we sing the Lord's song in Australia?
Original Lyrics:
How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
"Stories"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big out stories
Original Lyrics:
Ain't our stories
"Sunny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for the fax from ABC.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for the facts from A to Z.
"Voodoonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Restrooms, oceans, out with Avita.
or
Mistress, oceans, out with the divas.
Original Lyrics:
Whispers, potions, puppet with needles.

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Boney M - The Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com

Nightflight to Venus album at Amazon.com

Happy Christmas album at Amazon.com

The 20 Greatest Christmas Songs album at Amazon.com

The Best of Boney M. album at Amazon.com

Their Most Beautiful Ballads album at Amazon.com

Boonoonoonoos album at Amazon.com

Boney M. Best Selection album at Amazon.com

Kalimba de Luna album at Amazon.com
 
 
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