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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Blood, Sweat, and Tears that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 12 misheard song lyrics for Blood, Sweat, and Tears on amIright currently.

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"And When I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I ask of dying is to have no change on me.
Original Lyrics:
All I ask of dying is to have no chains on me.
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucretia MacEvil
That's the thing you're doin' fine.
Original Lyrics:
Lucretia MacEvil
If that's a fake, you're doin' fine.
'Lucretia' was a hooker, and this refers to her ability to 'fake' an orgasm and be totally believable.
"Lucretia MacEvil"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a sick b**ch of a white woman.
Original Lyrics:
That's your sixth big jug of wine, woman.
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you find that your hurricane sign
Original Lyrics:
Did you find a directing sign
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you find the Viagra King sign on the straight end of the highway?
Original Lyrics:
Did you find a directing sign on the straight and narrow highway?
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop all your bubbles in waterslide.
Original Lyrics:
Drop all your troubles by the riverside.
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget all your troubles on the water slide.
Ride the faded pony, let the spinnin' wheel ride.
Original Lyrics:
Drop all your troubles by the riverside.
Ride the painted pony, let the spinnin' wheel fly.
"Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a painted toenail at the spinning wheel turn.
Original Lyrics:
Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel turn.
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you sunshine, just once more.
Original Lyrics:
But you said try, just once more.
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost a glove before
Got mad and closed the door
But you said, 'Child, just once more.'
Original Lyrics:
I've lost at love before
Got mad and closed the door
But you said try, just once more.
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving you is very sad.
Original Lyrics:
Loving you is where it's at.
"You've Made Me So Very Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made miso - very happy!
Original Lyrics:
You've made me so very happy

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