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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bloodhound Gang that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 90 misheard song lyrics for Bloodhound Gang on amIright currently.

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"American Bitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're blowing a Chipwich
Original Lyrics:
So you're blowing up s***, which...
"Asleep At The Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night like a virgin freak.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night like Gilbert Gottfried.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna cook it FM
Aborigine affects.
Original Lyrics:
Comin' quicker than FedEx
Never reachin' apex.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I appreciate it in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you're mother, want her covered.
Original Lyrics:
I want you smothered, want you covered.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like it in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's do it Broadway style
Original Lyrics:
Let's do it doggy style
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas job.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas step.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas swap meet.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a tax, so drop me.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex on a Texas drop.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex with a Texas drop.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex with a Texas trout
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex with a Texas trout
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a tax, so drop me.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swag baby, swag baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat
baby Sex as a Texas trout, me and you
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sweat like a Texas trout.
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex as a Texas trout, me and you.
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but carols.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but carols.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mamographs.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
"Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Chase Elaine...
Original Lyrics:
Dear Chasey Lain...
Elaine Chase... a real person?
"Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Tracy Elaine I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan,
Original Lyrics:
Dear Chasey Lane I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan,
"Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've had a lot of Dick Cheney.
or
You've had a lot of Dick Tracy.
Original Lyrics:
You've had a lot of d***, Chasey.
"Fire Water Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beirut, Beirut, Beirut is on fire
Original Lyrics:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
"Fire Water Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, my name is Jimmy, popping Amanda Whiteguy.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy.
"Fire Water Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peru, Peru, Peru is on fire.
Original Lyrics:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
"Fire Water Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Their hoof, their hoof, their hoof is on fire.
Original Lyrics:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
"Fire Water Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no motor
let the motherf***er burn.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no water
let the motherf***er burn.
"Fire, Water, Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daruff
Daruff
Daruff is a f*****.
Original Lyrics:
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire.
"Fire, Water, Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to get evicted, yeah
It takes a lot of practice.
Original Lyrics:
This hardcore ghetto gangster image
Takes a lot of practice.
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better wash the quiver bone
In the beshwinkle.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the b**** wrinkle.
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foxtrot, unicorn, Charlie, deal-o
Original Lyrics:
Foxtrot, uniform, Charlie, kilo
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopscotch Unicorn Charlie Kilo
Original Lyrics:
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end on my Nintendo
Original Lyrics:
In the end, know my intent, though.
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
New Nintendo
Wii Nintendo, my Nintendo
Original Lyrics:
In lieu of the innuendo
In the end, know my intent, though.
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the Unabomb in the universe.
Original Lyrics:
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where.
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The innuendo, innuendo rock Nintendo
Original Lyrics:
The innuendo in the end know my intent though
"Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three way
Original Lyrics:
The great white dope
"Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay right here!
Original Lyrics:
Great white dope!
"Lap Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lap dance is so much better when a stripper is dry!
Original Lyrics:
A lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying!
"Magna Cum Nada"
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't get off if I held a pig for ransom
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fujiyama does karate on a treadmill
Original Lyrics:
Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard for a douche
Original Lyrics:
Must have blown a fuse
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cow is in a tennis.
Original Lyrics:
My cat is inattentive.
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never lose sight of a girl sneezing.
Original Lyrics:
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing.
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never lose sight of the girl season
Original Lyrics:
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never lose the sight of the other girls sneezing.
Original Lyrics:
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing.
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never lose track of the drill season.
Original Lyrics:
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing.
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, what we gonna do?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, rock me Amadeus!
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we do the kind of stuff that only birds would sing about
Original Lyrics:
And we do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we do the kind of thing only the Brits would sing about.
Original Lyrics:
And we do the kind of thing only Prince would sing about.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California!
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' horny now!
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel your groin now!
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' horny now!
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay horn now!
Original Lyrics:
Get h***y now!
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to push it in your butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I appreciate in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like that Backstreet Boy Lance
Tastes just like candy runts.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel n***.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the lost cat's comb of seaship only god knows wehre we f**ked it
Original Lyrics:
Like the lost Catacombs of Egypt only god knows where we stuck it
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love the kind you clean up with a mother f***ing
Like the lost category of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Original Lyrics:
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only p****s sing about.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hands in my pats.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hands in my pants.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drop me
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought me
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas track meet
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought me
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby sweat baby
Sex is a Texas track meet
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought me
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a mother-f**king
Original Lyrics:
With a mop and a bucket
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm Cisco, yes I'm Ebert.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm Cisco, yes I'm eager.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm Cisco, yes I'm eagle
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammoths.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals.
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but metal,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,
so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but bounce
So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel (Feelin funky now.)
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel (Feelin' horny now.)
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but camels,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammels
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby aint nothing but enamel
so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby aint nothing but mammals
so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
"The Bad Touch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me, baby, ate nothing but mammals.
Original Lyrics:
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals.
"The Ballad of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear J.C. Elaine
Original Lyrics:
Dear Chasey Lain
"The Ballad of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear J.C. Lane
Original Lyrics:
Dear Chasey Lain
"The Ballad of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a lot of tongue
Got a lotta tongue
Original Lyrics:
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
"The Ballad of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had a lot of thyme
Had a lot of thyme
Original Lyrics:
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
"The Ballad of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mum and Dad, lick out Chasey
Chasey, lick out my mum and dad.
Original Lyrics:
Mum and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mum and dad.
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got somethin' and it goes somethin' like this.
or
I got somethin' with the speakers pumpin' like this.
Original Lyrics:
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this.
"Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause your wife just got a nose like Bill Cosby.
Original Lyrics:
'cause you're white and got a nose like Bill Cosby.
"Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He looks like Jerry, Baba Louie
Baba Loiue and a hula all in one.
Original Lyrics:
He looks like Chewie, Baba Booey
Baba Booey, and Hong Kong Phooey all in one.
"Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He looks like a chewy Baba Louie,
a Baba Buoy and Hong Kong Phooey all are one.
Original Lyrics:
He looks like Chewie, Baba Booey,
Baba Booey, and Hong Kong Phooey all in one.
"Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Kermit from the Muppets only got one arm.
Original Lyrics:
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.
"Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The drummer from 'The Vipers' only got one arm
Original Lyrics:
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
"Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dummer from the flatbird's only got one arm.
Original Lyrics:
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.
"Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The gornment department's only got one arm.
Original Lyrics:
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.
"Your Only Friends Are Make Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I share the same booze and hardly argue.
Original Lyrics:
I share the same views and hardly argue.
"Yummy Down On This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yummy down on p***.
Original Lyrics:
Yummy down on this.

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