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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Label Society that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for Black Label Society on amIright currently.

"13 Years of Grief"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are only five years old with a wife and two kids
Original Lyrics:
Thirty five years old with a wife and two kids
"Battering Ram"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the turtle, a battering ram.
Original Lyrics:
I am eternal, a battering ram.
"Blackened Waters"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate the only son
Of a God's daughter.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't the only son
Or forgotten daughter.
"Blackened Waters"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate the only son
Of a God's daughter.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't the only son
Or forgotten daughter.
"Blessed Hellride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch my breath, pick my cell phone off the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Catch my breath, pick myself up off the floor.
"Concrete Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step inside, change your underwear
Original Lyrics:
Step inside and you'll understand
"Demise Of Sanity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All out of breath, all have to pee.
Original Lyrics:
All that has been, all that's to be.
"Doomsday Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You beg me to bring thee to H***.
Original Lyrics:
Doomsday Jesus, we need you now.
"Stoned And Drunk"
Misheard Lyrics:
A*** silence
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no silence.
"Stoned and Drunk"
Misheard Lyrics:
A*** silence
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no silence.
"Suicide Messiah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Circumsized, I've been waiting here for you.
Original Lyrics:
Cut to size, I've been waiting here for you.

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Selected Albums

Sonic Brew (+1 Bonus Track)
Sonic Brew (+1 Bonus Track)