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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> The Black Keys

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Black Keys that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for The Black Keys on amIright currently.

"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no God in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no guard in my house
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no doubt in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no guard in my house
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no gun and I'm blind.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no guard in my house.
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't lyin' Ain't no god in my house
Original Lyrics:
It’s alright Ain’t no guard in my house
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right. Ain't no god in my house.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right. Ain't no guard in my house.
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanna get my.... balls on the ceiling
Original Lyrics:
They wanna get my.... gold on the ceiling
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanna get my
Whole load of semen
Original Lyrics:
They wanna get my
Gold on the ceiling
"Gold on the Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanna get my
Gold on the ceiling
I ain't black
That's a matter of fact
Before you're stealin'
It's a fact
Ain't no gun in my back.
or
It's alright
Ain't no gun in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
They wanna get my
Gold on the ceiling
I ain't blind
Just a matter of time
Before you steal it
It's alright
Ain't no guard in my house.
"Gotta Get Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went from south Peru to Kalamazoo
Original Lyrics:
I went from San Berdoo to Kalamazoo
"I'm Not the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tried
And I've been tested
I was born tired
And I never got arrested
Original Lyrics:
I've been tried
And I've been tested
I was born tired
And I never got rested
"Just A Little Heat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe in this place.
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' in this place.
"Little Black Submarines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, can of beans, the voice is mauling me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, can it be? The voice is calling me
"Little black submarines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trade your maps for a cheese
Original Lyrics:
Treasure maps, fallen trees
"Your Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got sodomized
Original Lyrics:
I got a saw to naw

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