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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Billy Joel

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Billy Joel that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for Billy Joel on amIright currently.

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"All for Leyna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm in my room
Whistling a tune
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm in my room
Watching the tube
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you went uptown riding on Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your goose has gone away
Original Lyrics:
Now your ghosts have gone away
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the morning arose
Original Lyrics:
When the moment arose
"Miami 2017"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are not many who remember, they say a TADPOLE still survives, to tell the world about...
Original Lyrics:
There are not many who remember, they say a handful still survives, to tell the world about..
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a margarine woman
Original Lyrics:
She's a modern woman
"Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emily works in the grocery store
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, Wee-yoost of the west coast
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close.
"No Man's Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're gonna be in crime time
Original Lyrics:
Now we're gonna be in prime time
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his car's engine
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time waiting
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time away
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Budachest, Alabama, Krushchew, Princess Grace, paying place, trouble in the sewers
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gretchen's in Afghanistan
Original Lyrics:
Russians in Afghanistan
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper plates, donut glaze
Original Lyrics:
Peyton Place, Princess Grace
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgins in Afghanistan
Original Lyrics:
Russians in Afghanistan
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a gloomy day you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

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