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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Berlin that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 70 misheard song lyrics for Berlin on amIright currently.

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"Masquerade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll come and join the Moscow raid.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll come and join the masquerade.
"No More Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta a picture passion, one time chance.
Original Lyrics:
Not a picture of passion or one time chance.
"No More Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more words
You tell me that you love me on a Milky Way
Original Lyrics:
No more word's
You tell me that you love me while you're looking away
"No More Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more words
And no more promises alone
Original Lyrics:
No more words
And no more promises of love
"No More Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can leave right now if you're feeling down.
Original Lyrics:
You can leave right now if you're feeling doubt.
"Sex (I'm A...)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man - I'm a bumblebee
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
"Sex (I'm a ...)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a blue mobile.
or
I'm a blue moonbeam.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a blue movie.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And let you slip away
Original Lyrics:
In time you slipped away
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fiery lovers know no shame
Original Lyrics:
Finally lovers know no shame
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haunted body lotion
or
Haunted by the lotion
Original Lyrics:
Haunted by the notion
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me for today.
Original Lyrics:
If only for today
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding body lotion
Original Lyrics:
Haunted by the notion
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to slip away.
Original Lyrics:
In time you slipped away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julio Iglesias saw you
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass I saw you
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julio Iglesias, I saw you
In time you slipped away.
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass, I saw you
In time you slipped away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julio and Gladys saw you
In time you slipped away.
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass, I saw you
In time you slipped away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julio, in glasses, saw you.
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass, I saw you.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving in a glass-I saw you,
each time you slipped away
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass I saw you,
in time you slipped away
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My foolish lovers gay
Original Lyrics:
In my foolish lover's game
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never hesitating to become the faded ones
Turning every turn
Into some secret place and time.
Original Lyrics:
Never hesitating to become the fated ones
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
On this endless ocean
Family lovers know no shame
Original Lyrics:
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
On this endless ocean
Violent lovers know no shame
Original Lyrics:
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only seven oceans
Original Lyrics:
On this endless ocean
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onto Santa's lotion
Original Lyrics:
On this endless ocean
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ruby with her glass eye saw you
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass I saw you
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Table from nowhere
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a breath of ooay
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Norway.
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my brake away
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my breakaway
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my breasts away.
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my brethren away.
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my brother away
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my friend away.
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my bread away
or
Tear my breast away
or
Tear my breast away
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the open mists I saw you
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass I saw you
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the other glance, I saw you
In time you slipped away
When they're near, they crash that heart on 'U'.
Original Lyrics:
Through the hourglass, I saw you
In time you slipped away
When the mirror crashed, I called you.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing every 'tard into some secret place inside
Original Lyrics:
Turning and returning to some secret place to hide
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
To become a faded wife
Original Lyrics:
To become the fated ones
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
To become a painted whore
Original Lyrics:
To become the fated ones
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
To become the favored ones
Original Lyrics:
To become the fated ones
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
To some secret place and time
Original Lyrics:
To some secret place inside
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning every turd into some secret place we fly.
Original Lyrics:
Turning and returning to some secret place in time.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning every turn into some secret place in time
Original Lyrics:
Turning and returning to some secret place in time.
At the time this song was popular and they played it on the Top 30 Countdown, the DJ incorrectly identified the title as "You Take My Breath Away." But in "John Brimhall's 67 More Popular Electronic Keyboard Pieces" and in "The Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits," the title is listed as simply "Take My Breath Away" (which is the correct title).
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning your attorney to some secret place inside
Original Lyrics:
Turning and returning to some secret place inside
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on the moon
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away.
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching any motion
In my foolish lover's game
or
Watching an emotion
In my foolish lover's game
or
Watching an emotion
In my foolish lover's game
Original Lyrics:
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
"Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching every motion
In this foolish love is gay.
Original Lyrics:
Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game.
"Tell Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the salad, I can hear the salad
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the silence, I can hear the silence
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I emerged in my damn brain
Original Lyrics:
I emerged in London rain
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember a leather raincoat in my hand
Original Lyrics:
I remember a letter wrinkled in my hand
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember a night of broken promises.
Original Lyrics:
I remember the night we walked along the Seine.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember the letter wrinkled in my hand
I love you always through my eyes
I remember the night we walked along the sand
Riding on the Metro.
Original Lyrics:
I remember the letter wrinkled in my hand
'I'll love you always' filled my eyes
I remember a night we walked along the Seine
Riding on the Metro.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember the night we walked along the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I remember the night we walked along the Seine.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was on a pair of strings
Original Lyrics:
I was on a Paris train
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm alone
Sitting on a broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
I'm alone
Sitting with my empty glass.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is a past dance still a heard?
Original Lyrics:
Years have passed and still the hurt.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moments passed for shallow words
Years had passed and still I heard.
Original Lyrics:
Minutes passed with shallow words
Years have passed and still the hurt.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My four walls
Follow me through my a**.
Original Lyrics:
My four walls
Follow me through my past.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke and waste your time in France
Original Lyrics:
Spoke of winter time in France
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroke the thing in your pants
Original Lyrics:
Spoke of winter time in France
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swimming in a puddle of cheese
Original Lyrics:
Swimming through apologies
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swimming through a pile of cheese
Original Lyrics:
Swimming through apologies
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were waiting there,
swimming through a pile of cheese
Original Lyrics:
You were waiting there,
swimming through apologies
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were waiting there,
swimming through a pile of jizz
Original Lyrics:
You were waiting there,
swimming through apologies
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were waiting there, swimming through Apollo cheese.
Original Lyrics:
You were waiting there, swimming through apologies.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were waiting there
Swimming through a ball of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
You were waiting there
Swimming through apologies.
"The Metro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're wide
Smiling as you took my hand.
Original Lyrics:
You wore white
Smiling as you took my hand.

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