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There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Belle and Sebastian on amIright currently.

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"Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, at least I got blind.
Original Lyrics:
They let Lisa go blind.
"Belle And Sebastian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Sebastian went to Oregon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Sebastian went too far again.
"Electronic Renaissance"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you read too much Harry Potter
Original Lyrics:
If you work for much very longer
"Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can either be successful or be arse
Original Lyrics:
You can either be successful or be us
"I Fought In A War"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I reminded myself of the lips you gave when we were getting on
Original Lyrics:
And I reminded myself of the looks you gave when we were getting on
"I Fought In A War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I fell down the sickness there fell into me,
beyond the bedsit infamy of the dirt cake gone before
Original Lyrics:
Before I found out that the sickness there ahead of me,
beyond the bedsit infamy of the decade gone before
"I Fought In A War"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fart on the wall
Original Lyrics:
I fought in A war
"If You Find Yourself Caught In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you find yourself Courtney Love
Original Lyrics:
If you find yourself caught in love
"Is It Wicked Not To Care?"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a seagull
Would you love me like an eagle?
Original Lyrics:
If there was a sequel
Would you love me like an equal?
"Le Pastie De La Bourgeoisie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Je ne suis 'poo poo'.
Original Lyrics:
Municipal pool.
"Me And The Major"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and the midget don't see eye to eye.
Original Lyrics:
Me and the Major don't see eye to eye.
"Sukie in the Graveyard"
Misheard Lyrics:
She did fast rubbing
She learned she never had her breasts hard.
Original Lyrics:
She did brass rubbings
She learned she never had to press hard.
"The Boy With the Arab Strap"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lazy cat.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lazy get.
"The Boy With the Arab Strap"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lazy git
She is a Puritan colder than snow.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lazy get
She is as pure as the cold driven snow.
"The Model"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet he was an oculist or something classical.
Original Lyrics:
The picture was an old collage of something classical.
"The Model"
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up the first day of June.
Original Lyrics:
I will confess to you.
"The Model"
Misheard Lyrics:
She made another blanket and a fancy dress
Original Lyrics:
She met another blind kid at a fancy dress
"The Model"
Misheard Lyrics:
The model with the tragic hair.
Original Lyrics:
The model with a tragic air.
"The State I Am In"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother had confessed he was gay
And said that he loved me for a while.
Original Lyrics:
My brother had confessed he was gay
That took the heat off me for awhile.

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