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There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Belle and Sebastian on amIright currently.
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"Beautiful"
Hey, at least I got blind.
They let Lisa go blind.
"Belle And Sebastian"
Oh, Sebastian went to Oregon.
Oh, Sebastian went too far again.
"Electronic Renaissance"
If you read too much Harry Potter
If you work for much very longer
"Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying"
You can either be successful or be arse
You can either be successful or be us
"I Fought In A War"
And I reminded myself of the lips you gave when we were getting on
And I reminded myself of the looks you gave when we were getting on
"I Fought In A War"
Before I fell down the sickness there fell into me,
beyond the bedsit infamy of the dirt cake gone before
Before I found out that the sickness there ahead of me,
beyond the bedsit infamy of the decade gone before
"I Fought In A War"
I fart on the wall
I fought in A war
"If You Find Yourself Caught In Love"
If you find yourself Courtney Love
If you find yourself caught in love
"Is It Wicked Not To Care?"
If I was a seagull
Would you love me like an eagle?
If there was a sequel
Would you love me like an equal?
"Le Pastie De La Bourgeoisie"
Je ne suis 'poo poo'.
Municipal pool.
"Me And The Major"
Me and the midget don't see eye to eye.
Me and the Major don't see eye to eye.
"Sukie in the Graveyard"
She did fast rubbing
She learned she never had her breasts hard.
She did brass rubbings
She learned she never had to press hard.
"The Boy With the Arab Strap"
I am a lazy cat.
I am a lazy get.
"The Boy With the Arab Strap"
I am a lazy git
She is a Puritan colder than snow.
I am a lazy get
She is as pure as the cold driven snow.
"The Model"
I bet he was an oculist or something classical.
The picture was an old collage of something classical.
"The Model"
I woke up the first day of June.
I will confess to you.
"The Model"
She made another blanket and a fancy dress
She met another blind kid at a fancy dress
"The Model"
The model with the tragic hair.
The model with a tragic air.
"The State I Am In"
My brother had confessed he was gay
And said that he loved me for a while.
My brother had confessed he was gay
That took the heat off me for awhile.
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