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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Behemoth

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Behemoth that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 3 misheard song lyrics for Behemoth on amIright currently.

"Chant for Eschaton 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the wish that um we yuba daba dey weyhey.
Original Lyrics:
On your wings carry me over the abyss.
"Decade Of Therion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We must shrink their cottage and common Christmas
We will deny mountains, temple normality
We destroy ancients with shouts
We destroy ancients with silence.
Original Lyrics:
We transgress the context of commonplacenes
We deny normality, trample morality
We destroy angels with sound
We destroy angels with silence.
"Decade of Therion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strings! The occultic Mars bars!
Original Lyrics:
Strength! Go along the Mars path.

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