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There are 15 misheard song lyrics for The Beautiful South on amIright currently.

"36D"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face it, it's over, it's over.
Original Lyrics:
36D, so what, (D) so what?
36D is rather large bust measurements.
"36D"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddie's walls
You're Steven's, Andy's, your dirigibles
Your body's thought of fondly in the rugby mall
But you want more.
Original Lyrics:
Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddie's walls
You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Iain's, you're Paul's
Your body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls
But you want more.
"A Little Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa, don't be sad.
Original Lyrics:
Sad into unsad
"Don't Marry Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even I do it when I'm not listening
Original Lyrics:
You've a knighthood in 'I'm not listening'
"Don't Marry Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of you with five pan slippers.
Original Lyrics:
Think of you with pipe and slippers.
"Good As Gold(Stupid As Mud)"
Misheard Lyrics:
parmesan cheese
Original Lyrics:
palm that she reads
"Good as Gold (Stupid as Mud)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my love, my joy, my life, now smell my knees
Not in the starsigns or the polishing reams
Original Lyrics:
I want my love, my joy, my life, my smile, my needs
Not in the starsigns, or the palm that she reads
"Half Of Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you’re kind of spoiled for chocolate
When you’ve tasted wafer first.
Original Lyrics:
But you’re kind of drawn to chocolate
When you’ve tasted wafer first.
"How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How long's the tea take to dry?
Original Lyrics:
How long's a tear take to dry?
"How Longs A Tear Take To Dry?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The heart was getting tired
When I lost a key in a fire.
Original Lyrics:
This heart was like a terdis
When I lost the key in a fight.
"Old Red Eyes Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lonely little tear running from each eye
Original Lyrics:
A lazy little tear running from each eye
"One Last Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the storm moves away, all I can say
Is that I'd howl in the dark for your love
Original Lyrics:
As the storm moves away, all I can say
Is there's a towel in the door for your love
"Perfect 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheel of our life, different sizes
All of her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the ice
Promise me this, take me tonight
Original Lyrics:
Cause we love our love in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight
"Song For Whoever"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love the be a rose chest
That you bring
Original Lyrics:
And I love the prs cheques
That you bring
"Song For Whoever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you from the bottom of my pants, ok?
Original Lyrics:
I love you from the bottom of my pencil-case

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Carry On Up The Charts: The Best Of The Beautiful South album at Amazon.com
Gold Diggas Head Nodders & Pholk Songs album at Amazon.com
Welcome to the Beautiful South album at Amazon.com
Gaze album at Amazon.com
Beautiful South - Solid Bronze: Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Quench album at Amazon.com
0898 album at Amazon.com
Painting It Red album at Amazon.com
Blue Is the Colour album at Amazon.com
 
 
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