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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Beastie Boys that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, pop, Pat McClintock smokes two packs a day!
Original Lyrics:
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day!
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken!!
Original Lyrics:
Kick it!!!
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your mom threw away your best porno man.
Original Lyrics:
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag.
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That stupid pr!ck smokes two packs a day!
Original Lyrics:
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day!
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your pop caught you smoking and he said, 'No way!'
Dad, hypocrites smoke two packs a day.
Dad, hypocrites smoke two packs a day.
Original Lyrics:
Your pop caught you smoking and he said, 'No way!'
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right To Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw pop even grams smokes two packs a day.
Original Lyrics:
The hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right To Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gotta fight
for your right
to apartheid
for your right
to apartheid
Original Lyrics:
You've gotta fight
for your right
to party
for your right
to party
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, mom you're just jealous of the Beastie Boys
Original Lyrics:
Aw, mom you're just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbie
Original Lyrics:
Party
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, living at home is such a grab
Original Lyrics:
Man, living at home is such a drag
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, living at home is such a trap
Original Lyrics:
Man, living at home is such a drag
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Barney
Original Lyrics:
To party
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right to Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad Uncle Clint smokes two packs a day.
Original Lyrics:
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
"Alive - At Yauch's House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring it back that old New York Crap.
Original Lyrics:
Bring it back that old New York rap.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring it back, I don't do your crap.
Original Lyrics:
Bringin' back that old New York rap.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up your ears and clean out your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Open up your ears and clean out your eyes.
"Believe Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I thought it was nose
all Elian Gonzalez
all Elian Gonzalez
Original Lyrics:
And I thought it was knows
all good in the zo-one
all good in the zo-one
Editor's note: Certainly they wouldn't be referring to a certain individual who made news in 2000 at age 6, since this song came out before then. However, said individual was almost 2 when this song came out, but he was not publicly known yet. So they could have been referring to *any* individual with the name.
"Body Movin' (Fatboy Slim Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We need body movin'
Original Lyrics:
We be body movin'
In the album cut they say we need body movin', but for some reason in the remix they got them saying we be body movin'.
"Body Movin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't one sound that sounds so suited
Original Lyrics:
A-1 sound. Sound so soothin'
"Body Movin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bottle of Chaps, I'll nuke the pap.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap
"Body Movin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bottle of Chateau, I love to pap
Original Lyrics:
Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap
"Body Movin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bottle of champagne, known to pop
Original Lyrics:
Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adrock is nice to Charlie Sheen
Original Lyrics:
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey funky, that chunky monkey
Brass monkey funky, that chunky monkey
or
Blast monkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
or
Blast monkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey,
Brass monkey chunky, that funky monkey
Brass monkey chunky, that funky monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey,
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on everybody let's skate.
Original Lyrics:
Come on everybody let's get ffff.
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glass monkey, that fucking monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grass monkey, that f***ing monkey
Grass monkey chunky, that f***ing monkey.
Grass monkey chunky, that f***ing monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey smokey, that funky smokey.
Hey smokey, smokey, eat a roast beef hoagie.
Hey smokey, smokey, eat a roast beef hoagie.
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Brass Monkey but I won't get a ticket
Original Lyrics:
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
"D" refers to Mike D, one of the members.
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I offered her a sip
Because she gave me lip
It all began the stuff
And now she's on my dip.
Because she gave me lip
It all began the stuff
And now she's on my dip.
Original Lyrics:
I offered her a sip
The girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff
Wore in and now she's on my tip.
The girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff
Wore in and now she's on my tip.
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't bum a ride I've got my egg-plant
Original Lyrics:
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
"Brass Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl walked by; she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the spinach pie....
I reached in the locker grabbed the spinach pie....
Original Lyrics:
This girl walked by; she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly..
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly..
"Ch-Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For Mr. Tecky, a TV addict
Original Lyrics:
For all you Trekkies and TV addicts
"Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy her some bread
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
"Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy some sprite
when I seen that girl I could never be gay
when I seen that girl I could never be gay
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett,
when I seen this girl I could never forget
when I seen this girl I could never forget
A Sabrett being a brand name of a hotdog/frank..
"Get It Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the ass-track, got it goin' on
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the abstract, got it goin' on
"Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I axed her out, she said no way!
Original Lyrics:
I asked her out, she said no way!
AdRock mispronounces the word "ask" (transposing the 's' and 'k') in this line.
"Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ought to live out my girls.
Original Lyrics:
I ought to whip out my girls.
"Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
J***in' my D. to my dismay.
Original Lyrics:
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay.
"Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackin' Mike D to my dismay
Original Lyrics:
Jockin' Mike D to my dismay
"Ill Communication"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got milk, it's in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
We got ill communication
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Affirmative action, affirmative action
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna hurt you, and I'm gonna hurt you.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Da Vinci
Another Da Vinci
Another Da Vinci
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
Another dimension
Another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beastie Boys don't you let the beat...,mmmm... drop?
Original Lyrics:
Beastie Boys known to let the beat... drop.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chazz and Eggwalt, that's our team.
Original Lyrics:
Jazz and AWOL, that's our team.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna shine like gay sunbeam.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna shine like a sunbeam.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humma, humma jay, DJ Ad-rock
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lumberjack DJ Ad-rock
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I filled out all the forms to the very last file
Original Lyrics:
I run the marathon to the very last mile
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like my shoulder with coffee and cream
Original Lyrics:
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote them every form to the very last vowel.
Original Lyrics:
I run the marathon to the very last mile.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll still fry you and I'll walk
Original Lyrics:
I'll stir-fry you in my wok
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming to get shot, I'm coming to get shot
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming to get ya, I'm coming to get ya
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm covered in white sh-t, I'm covered in white sh-t.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm havin to break s***, I'm havin' to break s***.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you battle me, I'll feel worthwhile.
or
If you battle me, I'll feel real vile.
or
If you battle me, I'll feel real vile.
Original Lyrics:
If you battle me, I will revile.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic blame the children
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic burn the children
Burn the children, intergalactic.
Burn the children, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary, intergalactic
Planetary, intergalactic
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic for the children
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic punched in the ovaries, bun in the oven, danger rising
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic
I think this is what it says.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic yacktic yacktic.
Yacktic yacktic Intergalactic.
I gotta take a s***.
I gotta take a s***.
Yacktic yacktic Intergalactic.
I gotta take a s***.
I gotta take a s***.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary, intergalactic
Another dimension
Another dimension
Planetary, intergalactic
Another dimension
Another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Automatic, Supersomatic Interplanet
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Planetary, Planetary, Intergalactic
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Totally German
Totally German, Intergalactic
Totally German, Intergalactic
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Planetary
Planetary, Intergalactic
Planetary, Intergalactic
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, blame the children
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, formal gathering, formal gathering, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, kill the children
Kill the children, Intergalactic.
Kill the children, Intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary Intergalactic.
Planetary Intergalactic.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, kill your children
Kill your children, intergalactic
Kill your children, intergalactic
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary
Planetary, intergalactic
Planetary, intergalactic
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, play the music
Play the music, intergalactic.
Play the music, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary
Planetary, intergalactic.
Planetary, intergalactic.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, throw em' in the O-Ring
Throw em' in the O-Ring, intergalactic.
Throw em' in the O-Ring, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary
Planetary, intergalactic.
Planetary, intergalactic.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, throw me deodorant
Throw me deodorant, Intergalactic
Throw me deodorant, Intergalactic
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary, intergalactic
Planetary, intergalactic
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic. Throw 'em in the ocean. Throw 'em in the ocean, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary. Planetary, interaglactic.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It always brings me back when I heel oochi
Original Lyrics:
It always brings me back when I hear ooh child
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Dean likes to keep it clean
Original Lyrics:
Mario C likes to keep it clean
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a b**ch on the neck of Mr. Spock.
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bitch on my nads
Don't miss a spot!
Don't miss a spot!
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck
of Mr. Spock.
of Mr. Spock.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like A Pencil-Neck called Mr. Spock
or
Like a kiss on the neck of Mr. Spock
or
Like a kiss on the neck of Mr. Spock
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an itch on the neck, but I missed the spot
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mavis Beacon is so versatile.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile.
Mavis Beacon is a typing instructor. Her software is used in many school computers.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oysters sighing while they walk
Original Lyrics:
I'll stir fry you in my wok
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
REO Speedwagon keeps it clean.
Original Lyrics:
Mario C likes to keep it clean.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strippers at the party disrupt the whole scene.
Original Lyrics:
Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To step with me on 'The Rockford Files'
Original Lyrics:
To step to me I'm a rapophile
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too sweet to be sour to masturbate--hee!
or
Too sweet to be Larry Bauer to mack the day me
or
Too sweet to be Larry Bauer to mack the day me
Original Lyrics:
Too sweet to be sour, to nice too be mean.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tookeet is too sour to masturbate me
or
Too sweet to be sour to masturbate with me
or
Too sweet to be sour to masturbate with me
Original Lyrics:
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, if you've got a wee
Original Lyrics:
Well, if you battle me
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to beats, well, I'm off-beat
or
When it comes to beats, well, I'm obscene.
or
When it comes to beats, well, I'm obscene.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to beat, well, I'm a fiend.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to pancakes, y'all is green.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to envy, y'all is green.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiggle your buttcheeks, wiggle your buttcheeks
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got Carl, you've got Kyle.
Original Lyrics:
You've got gall, you've got guile.
"Intergalactic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got gall, you've got gout.
Original Lyrics:
You've got gall, you've got guile.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Engine running harder than a boy named Chettle.
Original Lyrics:
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foot on the pedal 'nother air force metal.
Original Lyrics:
Foot on the pedal never ever false metal.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sleep 'til breakfast!
Original Lyrics:
No sleep 'til Brooklyn!
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sleep 'til breakfast.
Original Lyrics:
No sleep 'til Brooklyn.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On location, torn remination.
Original Lyrics:
On location, tourin' round the nation.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Beastie Boys have the cut called "Kickin' It Live".
Original Lyrics:
The Beastie Boys at the Garden, cold kickin' it live..
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weak guys in the front and Brooklyn's in the back.
Original Lyrics:
With dice in the front and Brooklyn's in the back.
"No Sleep Til Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't you running hotter than a boy named Kettle
Original Lyrics:
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
"No Sleep Till Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A limit to a line, a line to a limit
Original Lyrics:
A lemon to a lime, a lime to a lemon
"No Sleep Till Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Engine runnin' hotter than a boy named Chet-o.
Original Lyrics:
Engine runnin' hotter than a boiling kettle.
"No Sleep Till Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Market Basket bitches and classy hoes
Original Lyrics:
Autographed pictures and classy hoes
"No Sleep Till Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sleep to proclaim
Original Lyrics:
No sleep till Brooklyn
"No Sleep Till Brooklyn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our manager's crazy, he always smokes dust
He's got his own room at the Pocket of Puss.
He's got his own room at the Pocket of Puss.
Original Lyrics:
Our manager's crazy, he always smokes dust
He's got his own room at the back of the bus
He's got his own room at the back of the bus
"Paul Revere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled "Peek-a-boo!" and let two fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled 'Stick 'em up!' and let two fly.
"Paul Revere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled "jiggaboo!" and let two fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled 'Stick 'em up!' and let two fly.
"Paul Revere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled 'Tinkerbell!' and let's do fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled 'Stick 'em up!' and let two fly.
"Paul Revere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled, "Gigolo" and let two fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled, "Stick 'em up" and let two fly.
"Paul Revere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled, "JIGAMO!" and let two fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled, "Stick 'em up" and let two fly.
"Paul Revere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a little horsey named Pour a Beer.
Original Lyrics:
Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere.
"Professor Booty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 'cause I'm on the f***in' truckin'
Original Lyrics:
It's 'cause I'm motherf***in' truckin'
"Rhymin' and Stealin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am roast beef and I'm rhymin' and stealin'.
Original Lyrics:
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'.
"Root Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kick it boot down
I kick it boot down
How you gonna kick it
Gonna kick it, boot down
I kick it boot down
How you gonna kick it
Gonna kick it, boot down
Original Lyrics:
I kick it rootdown
I kick it rootdown
How you gonna kick it
Gonna kick it rootdown
I kick it rootdown
How you gonna kick it
Gonna kick it rootdown
Only that after decades, I just realized this summer the true nature of the hidden (to only myself) lyrics.
"Root Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money making, put Ron Artest to the test.
Original Lyrics:
Money making, put me to the test.
"Sabotage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I feel disgrace
Because you're holding my face.
Because you're holding my face.
Original Lyrics:
Because I feel disgrace
Because you're all in my face.
Because you're all in my face.
"Sabotage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammit Janet, I know you plant it
Original Lyrics:
Can't stand it, I know you planned it
"Sabotage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is all your sabotage
Original Lyrics:
Listen, all y'all, it's a sabotage
"Sabotage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You shove me down with the push of your butt.
Original Lyrics:
You'll shut me down with a push of your button?
"Shadrach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Warsaw to Moscow
You can't hold a candle to it.
You can't hold a candle to it.
Original Lyrics:
Your style to my style
You can't hold a candle to it.
You can't hold a candle to it.
"Shadrach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackrabbit, Meshach, Abednego
Original Lyrics:
Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego
The song title comes from three names in the Bible.
"She's Crafty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy some weed
When I seen that girl I could never be gay
or
I spent my last dollar that the boss would break
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
When I seen that girl I could never be gay
or
I spent my last dollar that the boss would break
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
"She's On It"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's horrid.
Original Lyrics:
She's on it.
"She's On It"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's orange.
Original Lyrics:
She's on it.
"So What'cha Want?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming up into Quebec.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming off as you can bet.
"So What'cha Want?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the illest mother****er since Vincent Gardenia.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the illest mother****er from here to Gardena.
"So What'cha Want?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm back to smack
I hit a white girl.
I hit a white girl.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm Doctor Spock
I'm here to rock y'all.
I'm here to rock y'all.
"So What'cha Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of drivin' this guitar that I hawk about.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of driving, it's due time that I walk about.
"So What'cha Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, bring your kids right on down!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you can't front on that!
"So What'cha Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah...you kids run on back
Original Lyrics:
Yeah...you can't front on that
"Song for the Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are the squirrels so sick and evil?
Original Lyrics:
Why is this world so sick and evil?
"Sound Of Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell weed 'cause y'all keep packin' it.
Original Lyrics:
I smell weak 'cause you keep poppin' it.
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything I do is funky like Lethal C.
Original Lyrics:
And everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey.
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And rock, come and rock to suicide
Original Lyrics:
Adrock, come and rock the sure shot
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day you are f**king like Lee Dorsey
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes
Well now step back,
I've got a cocked 12-gauge
Well now step back,
I've got a cocked 12-gauge
Original Lyrics:
Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes
I've got to step back,
I've got to contemplate
I've got to step back,
I've got to contemplate
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I do is f***ed up like Lee Dorsey
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Telsee.
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey.
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh like Dodi when I get my specs
Original Lyrics:
Fresh like Doug E. when I get my specs
Doug E. meaning Doug E. Fresh, of course. Dodi being Dodi Al-Fayed.
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep my underwear
at maximum blast I use a bullshit made out of pie
at maximum blast I use a bullshit made out of pie
Original Lyrics:
I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave a blood stain on your a**
And bust your ear drums.
And bust your ear drums.
Original Lyrics:
Hurricane will crossfade on your a**
And bust your ear drums.
And bust your ear drums.
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gay come and rock the sure shot.
Original Lyrics:
MCA, come and rock the sure shot.
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like beat gonna rock to suicide
Original Lyrics:
Mike D, come and rock the sure shot
other choruses are: And rock, come and rock to suicide If your guy, gonna rock to suicide Born into rockin' to suicide
"Sure Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strip me down to hell and I call you a ho,
Neba, Brock, and Mike are panty hose
Then strip down my ear goggles and I'll call you a shmoe
a-shista mone ubba manna cock Mario-io,
Bullshit is the function of the man I boshack,
Duh all the party people that are on my prozak,
I got my action suck my man John Woo,
And I got mad hits like a was Rockaroo!
Neba, Brock, and Mike are panty hose
Then strip down my ear goggles and I'll call you a shmoe
a-shista mone ubba manna cock Mario-io,
Bullshit is the function of the man I boshack,
Duh all the party people that are on my prozak,
I got my action suck my man John Woo,
And I got mad hits like a was Rockaroo!
Original Lyrics:
Strictly hand held is the style I go
never rock the mic with the panty hose
I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go
'cause at the boards is the man they call the mario
pull up at the function and you know I Kojak
to all the party people that are on my bozak
I've got more action than my man John Woo
and I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew
never rock the mic with the panty hose
I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go
'cause at the boards is the man they call the mario
pull up at the function and you know I Kojak
to all the party people that are on my bozak
I've got more action than my man John Woo
and I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew
"The New Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Father Mulcahy's married to a nun
Original Lyrics:
Father to many, married to none
"The New Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her 'summarize' and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her 'summarize' and she pulled up her skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
"The New Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt I told her “Sunrise,” and she pulled up her skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
I like my misheard lyric better than the “correct” lyrics.
"The New Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her 'sunrise' and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her 'sunrise' and she pulled up her skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
"The New Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her some lies and she pulled up her skirt
Original Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
"Three MCs And One DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get next to you like Rolls Royce
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get next to you like Rose Royce
"Three MCs And One DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wanna get next to me in a Rolls-Royce
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get next to you like Rose Royce
"Time to Get Ill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wooka muga dooga it's about that time.
or
Looking at my Gucci it's about that time
or
Looking at my Gucci it's about that time
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in my Gucci, it's about that time.
"You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doug in the grid smokes two packs a day.
Original Lyrics:
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
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