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There are 123 misheard song lyrics for Beastie Boys on amIright currently.
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"Alive - At Yauch's House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring it back that old New York Crap.
Original Lyrics:
Bring it back that old New York rap.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring it back, I don't do your crap.
Original Lyrics:
Bringin' back that old New York rap.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up your ears and clean out your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Open up your ears and clean out your eyes.
"Believe Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I thought it was nose
all Elian Gonzalez
all Elian Gonzalez
Original Lyrics:
And I thought it was knows
all good in the zo-one
all good in the zo-one
"Body Movin' (Fatboy Slim Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We need body movin'
Original Lyrics:
We be body movin'
In the album cut they say we need body movin', but for some reason in the remix they got them saying we be body movin'.
"Body Movin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't one sound that sounds so suited
Original Lyrics:
A-1 sound. Sound so soothin'
"Body Movin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bottle of Chaps, I'll nuke the pap.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap
"Body Movin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be body rockin'
Original Lyrics:
We need body rockin'
"Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey funky, that chunky monkey
Brass monkey funky, that chunky monkey
or
Blast monkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
or
Blast monkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
"Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engine runnin' hotter than a boy named Chet-o.
Original Lyrics:
Engine runnin' hotter than a boiling kettle.
"Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grass monkey, that f***ing monkey
Grass monkey chunky, that f***ing monkey.
Grass monkey chunky, that f***ing monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
"Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey smokey, that funky smokey.
Hey smokey, smokey, eat a roast beef hoagie.
Hey smokey, smokey, eat a roast beef hoagie.
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
"Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I offered her a sip
Because she gave me lip
It all began the stuff
And now she's on my d***.
Because she gave me lip
It all began the stuff
And now she's on my d***.
Original Lyrics:
I offered her a sip
The girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff
Wore in and now she's on my tip.
The girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff
Wore in and now she's on my tip.
"Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't bum a ride I've got my egg-plant
Original Lyrics:
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
"Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The a** monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey
"Ch-Check It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Mr. Tecky, a TV addict
Original Lyrics:
For all you Trekkies and TV addicts
"Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy her some bread
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
"Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar that the boss would break
When I seen this girl I could never forget
When I seen this girl I could never forget
or
I spent my last dollar to buy some sprite
when I seen that girl I could never be gay
when I seen that girl I could never be gay
or
I spent my last dollar to buy some sprite
when I seen that girl I could never be gay
when I seen that girl I could never be gay
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett,
when I seen this girl I could never forget
when I seen this girl I could never forget
A Sabrett being a brand name of a hotdog/frank..
"Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy some weed
When I seen that girl I could never be gay
or
I spent my last dollar that the boss would break
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
When I seen that girl I could never be gay
or
I spent my last dollar that the boss would break
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, pop, Pat McClintock smokes two packs a day!
Original Lyrics:
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day!
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken!!
Original Lyrics:
Kick it!!!
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doug in the grid smokes two packs a day.
Original Lyrics:
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your mom threw away your best porno man.
Original Lyrics:
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag.
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That stupid c*** smokes two packs a day!
Original Lyrics:
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day!
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your pop caught you smoking and he said, 'No way!'
Dad, hypocrites smoke two packs a day.
Dad, hypocrites smoke two packs a day.
Original Lyrics:
Your pop caught you smoking and he said, 'No way!'
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
"Fight For Your Rights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw pop even grams smokes two packs a day.
Original Lyrics:
The hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
"Fight For Your Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gotta fight
for your right
to apartheid
for your right
to apartheid
Original Lyrics:
You've gotta fight
for your right
to party
for your right
to party
"Funky Boss"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing whores
Original Lyrics:
Funky boss
"Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ought to live out my girls.
Original Lyrics:
I ought to whip out my girls.
"Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
J***in' my D. to my dismay.
Original Lyrics:
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay.
"Ill Communication"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got milk, it's in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
We got ill communication
"Intergalactic Planetary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalatic burn the children
Burn the children, intergalactic.
Burn the children, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary, intergalactic
Planetary, intergalactic
"Intergalactic Planetary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a b**** on my nads
Don't miss a spot!
Don't miss a spot!
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck
of Mr. Spock.
of Mr. Spock.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Affirmative Action, Affirmative Action
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Affirmative action, affirmative action
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna hurt you, and I'm gonna hurt you.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Da Vinci
Another Da Vinci
Another Da Vinci
Original Lyrics:
Another Demension
Another Demension
Another Demension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna shine like gay sunbeam.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna shine like a sunbeam.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Havin' a milkshake
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had an erection.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have an erection.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have an erection.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have an erection.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have an erection
Original Lyrics:
Another Dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like my shoulder with coffee and cream
Original Lyrics:
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote them every form to the very last vowel.
Original Lyrics:
I run the marathon to the very last mile.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm havin to break s***, I'm havin' to break s***.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension, another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having a big s***.
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm honored to meet you
Original Lyrics:
Another Dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you battle me, I'll feel worthwhile.
or
If you battle me, I'll feel real vile.
or
If you battle me, I'll feel real vile.
Original Lyrics:
If you battle me, I will revile.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic blame the children
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic for the children
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic planetary
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Automatic, Supersomatic Interplanet
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Planetary, Planetary, Intergalactic
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Totally German
Totally German, Intergalactic
Totally German, Intergalactic
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, Planetary
Planetary, Intergalactic
Planetary, Intergalactic
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, blame the children
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, play the music
Play the music, intergalactic.
Play the music, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic
planetary
Planetary, intergalactic.
planetary
Planetary, intergalactic.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic, throw em' in the O-Ring
Throw em' in the O-Ring, intergalactic.
Throw em' in the O-Ring, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary
Planetary, intergalactic.
Planetary, intergalactic.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic. Throw 'em in the ocean. Throw 'em in the ocean, intergalactic.
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic, planetary. Planetary, interaglactic.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It always brings me back when I heel oochi
Original Lyrics:
It always brings me back when I hear ooh child
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to whack it
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Dean likes to keep it clean
Original Lyrics:
Mario C likes to keep it clean
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo Da Vinci
Original Lyrics:
Another dimension
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a b**** on the neck of Mr. Spock.
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like A Pencil-Neck called Mr. Spock
or
Like a kiss on the neck of Mr. Spock
or
Like a kiss on the neck of Mr. Spock
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an itch on the neck, but I missed the spot
Original Lyrics:
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mavis Beacon is so versatile.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile.
Mavis Beacon is a typing instructor. Her software is used in many school computers.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oysters sighing while they walk
Original Lyrics:
I'll stir fry you in my wok
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
REO Speedwagon keeps it clean.
Original Lyrics:
Mario C likes to keep it clean.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strippers at the party disrupt the whole scene.
Original Lyrics:
Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
To step with me on 'The Rockford Files'
Original Lyrics:
To step to me I'm a rapophile
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
To sweet to be sour to masturbate--hee!
or
To sweet to be Larry Bauer to mack the day me
or
Tookeet is to sour to maturbate me
or
To sweet to be sour to maturbate with me
or
To sweet to be sour to maturbate with me
Original Lyrics:
To sweet to be sour, to nice to be mean
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to pancakes, y'all is green.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to envy, y'all is green.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got Carl, you've got Kyle.
Original Lyrics:
You've got gall, you've got guile.
"Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got gall, you've got gout.
Original Lyrics:
You've got gall, you've got guile.
"Intergalatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to beats, well, I'm off-beat
or
When it comes to beats, well, I'm obscene.
or
When it comes to beats, well, I'm obscene.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to beat, well, I'm a fiend.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engine running harder than a boy named Chettle.
Original Lyrics:
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foot on the pedal 'nother air force metal.
Original Lyrics:
Foot on the pedal never ever false metal.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sleep 'til breakfast.
Original Lyrics:
No sleep 'til Brooklyn.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
On location, torn remination.
Original Lyrics:
On location, tourin' round the nation.
"No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weak guys in the front and Brooklyn's in the back.
Original Lyrics:
With dice in the front and Brooklyn's in the back.
"No Sleep 'til Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sleep 'til breakfast!
Original Lyrics:
No sleep 'til Brooklyn!
"No Sleep Til Brooklyn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't you running hotter than a boy named Kettle
Original Lyrics:
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
"Paul Revere"
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled 'Tinkerbell!' and let's do fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled 'Stick 'em up!' and let's two fly.
"Paul Revere"
Misheard Lyrics:
He yelled, "Gigolo" and let two fly.
Original Lyrics:
He yelled, "Stick 'em up" and let two fly.
"Paul Revere"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a little horsey named Pour a Beer.
Original Lyrics:
Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere.
"Rhymin' and Stealin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am roast beef and I'm rhymin' and stealin'.
Original Lyrics:
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'.
"Root Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money making, put Ron Artest to the test.
Original Lyrics:
Money making, put me to the test.
"Sabotage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I feel disgrace
Because you're holding my face.
Because you're holding my face.
Original Lyrics:
Because I feel disgrace
Because you're all in my face.
Because you're all in my face.
"Sabotage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammit Janet, I know you plant it
Original Lyrics:
Can't stand it, I know you planned it
"Sabotage"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shove me down with the push of your butt.
Original Lyrics:
You'll shut me down with a push of your button?
"Shadrach"
Misheard Lyrics:
From Warsaw to Moscow
You can't hold a candle to it.
You can't hold a candle to it.
Original Lyrics:
Your style to my style
You can't hold a candle to it.
You can't hold a candle to it.
"Shadrack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackrabbit, Meshach, Abednego
Original Lyrics:
Shadrack, Meshach, Abednego
The song title comes from three names in the Bible.
"She's On It"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's horrid.
Original Lyrics:
She's on it.
"She's On It"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's orange.
Original Lyrics:
She's on it.
"So What'cha Want?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the illest mother****er since Vincent Gardenia.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the illest mother****er from here to Gardena.
"So What'cha Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming up into Quebec.
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming off as you can bet.
"So What'cha Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of drivin' this guitar that I hawk about.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of driving, it's due time that I walk about.
"So What'cha Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah...you kids run on back
or
Yeah...bring your kids right on down
or
Yeah...bring your kids right on down
Original Lyrics:
Yeah...you can't front on that
"Song for the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are the squirrels so sick and evil?
Original Lyrics:
Why is this world so sick and evil?
"Sound Of Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell weed 'cause y'all keep packin' it.
Original Lyrics:
I smell weak 'cause you keep poppin' it.
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything I do is funky like Lethal C.
Original Lyrics:
And everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey.
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day you are f**king like Lee Dorsey
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I do is f***ed up like Lee Dorsey
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Telsee.
Original Lyrics:
Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey.
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh like Dodi when I get my specs
Original Lyrics:
Fresh like Doug E. when I get my specs
Doug E. meaning Doug E. Fresh, of course. Dodi being Dodi Al-Fayed.
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep my underwear
at maximum blast I use a bullshit made out of pie
at maximum blast I use a bullshit made out of pie
Original Lyrics:
I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave a blood stain on your a**
And bust your ear drums.
And bust your ear drums.
Original Lyrics:
Hurricane will crossfade on your a**
And bust your ear drums.
And bust your ear drums.
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gay come and rock the sure shot.
Original Lyrics:
MCA, come and rock the sure shot.
"Sure Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strip me down to hell and I call you a ho,
Neba, Brock, and Mike are panty hose
Then strip down my ear goggles and I'll call you a shmoe
a-shista mone ubba manna cock Mario-io,
Bullshit is the function of the man I boshack,
Duh all the party people that are on my prozak,
I got my action suck my man John Woo,
And I got mad hits like a was Rockaroo!
Neba, Brock, and Mike are panty hose
Then strip down my ear goggles and I'll call you a shmoe
a-shista mone ubba manna cock Mario-io,
Bullshit is the function of the man I boshack,
Duh all the party people that are on my prozak,
I got my action suck my man John Woo,
And I got mad hits like a was Rockaroo!
Original Lyrics:
Strictly hand held is the style I go
never rock the mic with the panty hose
I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go
'cause at the boards is the man they call the mario
pull up at the function and you know I Kojak
to all the party people that are on my bozak
I've got more action than my man John Woo and I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew
never rock the mic with the panty hose
I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go
'cause at the boards is the man they call the mario
pull up at the function and you know I Kojak
to all the party people that are on my bozak
I've got more action than my man John Woo and I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew
"The New Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her 'summarize' and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her 'summarize' and she pulled up her skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
"The New Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her 'sunrise' and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her 'sunrise' and she pulled up her skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
"Three MCs And One DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get next to you like Rolls Royce
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get next to you like Rose Royce
"What' Cha Want?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papyrus
Original Lyrics:
From Paris
"Whatcha Want?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm back to smack
I hit a white girl.
I hit a white girl.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm Doctor Spock
I'm here to rock y'all.
I'm here to rock y'all.
"Whatcha Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, bring your kids right on down!
or
Yeah, you kids run on back!
or
Yeah, you kids run on back!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you can't front on that!
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