Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Bad Religion
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There are 37 misheard song lyrics for Bad Religion on amIright currently.
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"21st Century (Digital Boy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy is a lazy little crass intellectual,
My mommy's hooked on valium,
So inaffectual
Ain't life a mystery land?
My mommy's hooked on valium,
So inaffectual
Ain't life a mystery land?
Original Lyrics:
My daddy is lazy middle class intellectual,
My mammy's on valium,
she's so ineffectual,
ain't life a mystery?
My mammy's on valium,
she's so ineffectual,
ain't life a mystery?
"21st Century Digital Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
like a tramp walked by on a city street
Original Lyrics:
like a trampled flag on a city street
"21th Century Digital Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'm a 21th century midget oh boy
Original Lyrics:
Oh I'm a 21th century digital boy
"Atheist Peace"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we’re ready now to feast on an atheist p****.
Original Lyrics:
But we’re ready now to feast on an atheist peace.
"Beyond Electric Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Armor mountin', armor mountin'
Original Lyrics:
On a mountain, on a mountain
"Evangeline"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came for head and well there's no point in labouring that
I've seen some trouble and I must admit that I'm into men.
I've seen some trouble and I must admit that I'm into men.
Original Lyrics:
She came from heaven, well there's no point in labouring that
I've seen some trouble and I must admit that I'm in demand.
I've seen some trouble and I must admit that I'm in demand.
"F*** Armageddon (This Is Hell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spiders ruining my life.
Original Lyrics:
Smog is ruining my lungs.
"Give You Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you tea, I give you muffins!
Original Lyrics:
I give you me, I give you nothing.
"Hippy Killers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were the puppy killers
Original Lyrics:
We were the hippy kilers
"Hopeless Housewife"
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead we have mutant fun.
Original Lyrics:
Instead you're mute and fawn.
"I Want To Conquer The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do away with evolution and then I'll save the whales.
Original Lyrics:
Do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales.
"Incomplete"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bad word, a weekend on the s****er.
Original Lyrics:
A bad word, a wink, a nod, a shiver.
"Infected"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afflicted, you're a d*ckhead
Original Lyrics:
I'm afflicted, you're addicted
"Inner Logic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's simple and I like it.
Original Lyrics:
It is simple and elegant.
"Kerosene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrot seed keeps me warm.
Original Lyrics:
Kerosene keeps me warm.
"Kyoto Now!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Founded on petrochemical plunder
And we're in sausages
And we're in sausages
Original Lyrics:
Founded on petrochemical plunder
And we're its hostages
And we're its hostages
"Let Them Eat War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Demi Moore
Original Lyrics:
Let them eat war.
"Nobody Listens"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey teacher, arrogance is bliss
You sit there turning water into life
As if you were George Foreman.
You sit there turning water into life
As if you were George Foreman.
Original Lyrics:
Hey teacher, arrogance is bliss
You sit there turning water into life
As if you were God's foreman.
You sit there turning water into life
As if you were God's foreman.
"Parallel"
Misheard Lyrics:
A light, a prayer, in Hell
Original Lyrics:
Our lives are parallel.
"Part IV (The Index Fossil)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all our leaders are impotent.
Original Lyrics:
And all our deities omnipotent.
"Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there will be Sauron.
Original Lyrics:
And there will be sorrow.
"Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father, can you hear me?
Oh, how I bet you don't.
Oh, how I bet you don't.
Original Lyrics:
Father, can you here me?
How have I let you down?
How have I let you down?
"Sorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father, can you jear me?
Original Lyrics:
Father, can you hear me?
"Struck A Nerve"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess it struck a nerd
Sent a pervert to my heart.
Sent a pervert to my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And I guess it struck a nerve
Sent a murmur through my heart.
Sent a murmur through my heart.
"Struck A Nerve"
Misheard Lyrics:
T***s made of stone
Original Lyrics:
Turns me to stone
"Submission Complete"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Hope caught tomatoes so their weakness won't show
Original Lyrics:
And hawk ultimatums so their weakness won't show
"Ten In 2010"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turnin' twenty-two
Original Lyrics:
Ten in 2010
"The Defense"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sex, no god
Original Lyrics:
No sense, no guide
"The Defense"
Misheard Lyrics:
We never had a kid in the wall
Original Lyrics:
We never had a care in the world
"The Handshake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fend for yourself,
Show him the handshake
Show him the handshake
Original Lyrics:
Fend for yourself,
Shun the handshake
Shun the handshake
"The Hippy Killers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ran for Congress back in '81.
Original Lyrics:
Our apocalypse, 1981
"Unacceptable"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fart per million
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
Original Lyrics:
One part per million
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
"Unacceptable"
Misheard Lyrics:
White Pride Pavillion
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
Original Lyrics:
One part per million
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
"You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's made of candy canes and planes and pirate choo choo trains
And the meanest little boys throw sticks at little girls
And the meanest little boys throw sticks at little girls
Original Lyrics:
It's made of cany canes and planes and bright red choo choo trains
And the meanest little boys, most innocent little girls
And the meanest little boys, most innocent little girls
"You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a place where everyone can be right
Even though you remain an eternity of fools
And riddance requires no qualifications
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
So please try not for me in patience
For we all hate standing in line
And when the farmer's getting f***ed
you'll be there without a buck
And eternity my friend is a long f***ing time
Even though you remain an eternity of fools
And riddance requires no qualifications
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
So please try not for me in patience
For we all hate standing in line
And when the farmer's getting f***ed
you'll be there without a buck
And eternity my friend is a long f***ing time
Original Lyrics:
There's a place where everyone can be right
Even though you remain determined to be opposed
Admittance requires no qualifications
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
So please try not to be impatient
For we all hate standing in line
And when the farm is good and bought
you'll be there without a thought
And eternity my friend is a long f***ing time
Even though you remain determined to be opposed
Admittance requires no qualifications
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
So please try not to be impatient
For we all hate standing in line
And when the farm is good and bought
you'll be there without a thought
And eternity my friend is a long f***ing time
"You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You invaded my entire world.
Original Lyrics:
You painted my entire world.
"You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You painted my entire world
And I don't have the kind of time
To deal with you a**holes.
And I don't have the kind of time
To deal with you a**holes.
Original Lyrics:
You painted my entire world
And I don't have the turpentine
To clean what you have soiled.
And I don't have the turpentine
To clean what you have soiled.
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