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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Audioslave that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 61 misheard song lyrics for Audioslave on amIright currently.

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"Bring 'Em Back Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a ferret
I am inside it
Original Lyrics:
I am a virus
I live in silence
"Bring 'Em Back Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a phallus.
Original Lyrics:
I am a virus.
"Cochise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't preach to you
The tears of caution.
Original Lyrics:
And I won't preach to you
But here's a caution.
"Cochise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll see you on the farm.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll see you at the bottom.
"Cochise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Conan, save yourself!
Original Lyrics:
Go on and save yourself.
"Cochise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goat cheese
or
Toe cheese
Original Lyrics:
Cochise
"Cochise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a father, I'm not a daughter.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a martyr, I'm not a prophet.
"Cochise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been j***ing off
While you've been nauseous.
Original Lyrics:
I've been drinking life
While you've been nauseous.
"Cochise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better understand
That I want all of your land.
Original Lyrics:
You better understand
That I won't hold your hand.
"Dandelion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing games down inside your soft porn world
Original Lyrics:
Playing games down inside your soft warm world
"Doesn't Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like gospel music and canned applesauce.
Original Lyrics:
I like gospel music and canned applause.
Wadded Beef adds: "The misheard lyrics were printed on a site."
"Doesn't Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The things that I want
The things that I've lost
The things I have sacred
That I've crossed.
Original Lyrics:
The things that I've loved
The things that I've lost
The things I've held sacred
That I've dropped.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eye on the highway
Original Lyrics:
I am the highway.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen swine bereft of me.
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen swine bereved a me.
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls and swine bereft of me.
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls and swine bereft of me
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not your ala mode
I am your pie.
Original Lyrics:
I am not your autumn moon
I am the sky.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not your concubine.
Original Lyrics:
I am not your carpet ride.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of meat.
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me.
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me
Original Lyrics:
Birds and swine bereft of meat
Signifies Tiredness
"I Am The Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pearls that swim the rift of me.
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me.
"I Am the Highway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls in sweaters ....bereft of me
Original Lyrics:
Pearls and swine bereft of me.
"Jewel Of The Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
June in the summertime
Original Lyrics:
Jewel of the summertime
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All your base belong to me.
Original Lyrics:
In your house, I long to be.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your house belongs to me
Row by row, patiently.
Original Lyrics:
In your house I long to be
Room by room, patiently.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand your house along to me row by row patiently.
Original Lyrics:
In your house I long to be room by room patiently.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If your heart belongs to me
I will hold it, patiently.
Original Lyrics:
In your house, I long to be room by room patiently.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In your a***, I long to be.
Original Lyrics:
In your house, I long to be.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In your arse I long to be
Original Lyrics:
In your house I long to be
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In your hands
I long to be row by row
Patiently.
Original Lyrics:
In your house
I long to be room by room
Patiently.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In your house
Alone to me
Rung by rung
Patiently.
Original Lyrics:
In your house
I long to be
Room by room
Patiently.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In your house
I long to be
On I roam
Patiently.
Original Lyrics:
In your house
I long to be
Room by room
Patiently.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay your hearts along to me.
Original Lyrics:
In your house, I long to be.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oliver Cromwell afternoon
Original Lyrics:
On a coldweb afternoon
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a cobweb after noon
Original Lyrics:
On a cobweb afternoon
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a cobweb afternoon
With a broom full of emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
On a cold wet afternoon
In a room full of emptiness.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a cobweb afternoon
Original Lyrics:
On a cold, wet afternoon
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a cold wet after noon
Original Lyrics:
On a cobweb afternoon
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a cold wet afternoon
In a room full of emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint your house along to me
Room by room, facing me.
Original Lyrics:
In your house i long to be
Room by room, patiently.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky was bruised
The world was black.
Original Lyrics:
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled.
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrung by wrung
or
Wrong by wrong
Original Lyrics:
Room by room
"Like A Stone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
a fucker was laid to rest
Original Lyrics:
and if we're good we'll lay to rest
"Nothing Left To Say But Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been chased by rape clown.
Original Lyrics:
I've been chased by a rain cloud.
"Set It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese wasteland
Original Lyrics:
Time is wasting.
"Set It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sitting on a rock
Doubling my c***.
Original Lyrics:
He was standing at the rock
Gathering the flock.
"Set It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set em off, set em off, my chitlin.
Original Lyrics:
Set it off, set it off now, children.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't buy an a** full of stream.
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't buy an eyeful of sleep.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey, I said
Near as I can figure
You kept me alive
Now show me how to live.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bow down my head to my creator.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my hand, from my creator.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' my life for my creator.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my head from my creator.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mail in my head
From my creator.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my hand
From my creator.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man in my head
To my creator
You gave me life now
Show me how to live.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me live now
Show me how to live.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nail in my head
From my creator.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my hand
From my creator.
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nailin' my aunt
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my hand
"Show Me How To Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Near as I can figure.
Original Lyrics:
From my Creator.
"Show Me How to Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey I said near as I can figure.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my head from my creator.
The first lyrics are printed on many websites, and are wrong.
"Show Me How to Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nail in my hand from my creator.
Original Lyrics:
Nail in my head from my creator.
"The Last Remaining" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my b***s to watch them heal.
Original Lyrics:
Break my bones to watch them heal.
"The Last Remaining" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, I smoke and drink again.
Original Lyrics:
Curl like smoke and breath again.

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