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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ash that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Ash on amIright currently.

"Burn Baby Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all I have in this teenies' twilight
Your golden hair and pebbles in eyes
Original Lyrics:
You're all I have in this teenage twilight
Your golden hair and pale blue eyes
"Candy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know it's alright to be alone,
you get naked on your own
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know it's alright to be alone,
you can make it on your own
"Death Trip 21"
Misheard Lyrics:
From one million miles away
my balls explode in expectation
Original Lyrics:
One million miles away
my thoughts afloat in speculation
"Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing I could give a damn
With you still in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
No and I can't even think
With you still in my head.
"Girl From Mars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in my memory is p***s brains.
Original Lyrics:
Something in my memory has been misplaced.
"Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in the basement
Said my mother's son
Original Lyrics:
Down in the basement
Set my mind on fire
"Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone into the town
With Chinese in her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Gone into the town
Rain shining in her eyes.
"Jack Names The Planets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a crazy family inside of you
Original Lyrics:
Jack names the planets after you
"Jesus Says"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a land of fakes and small-time baked beans
Original Lyrics:
In a land of fakes and small-time petty thieves
"Kung Fu"
Misheard Lyrics:
The face of Fu Manchu
or
It's fanciful and true.
Original Lyrics:
He's friends with Fu Manchu.
"Oh Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
It felt just like it was the start of the river.
Original Lyrics:
It felt just like it was the start of forever.
"Oh Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
It felt just like it was the start of the river.
Original Lyrics:
It felt just like it was the start of the summer
"Shining Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if we cannot be pop stars
I'd shed blood with you
Original Lyrics:
Beneath a canopy of stars
I'd shed blood for you
"Shining Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen you trade in an electric bed,
drowning in Sylvester's light
Original Lyrics:
I've seen you draped in an electric veil,
shrouded in celestial light
"Shining Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We made a connection
A photochemical reaction.
Original Lyrics:
We made our connection
A full-on chemical reaction.
"Shining Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We made a connection
A perfect chemical reaction
But my doctor did intervention
Yeah, you are a shining light
A constellation wants you
Oh, what they would say to you
You're so perfect and burn so pretty
Yeah, you are a shining light.
Original Lyrics:
We made our connection
A full on chemical reaction
Brought by dark divine intervention
Yeah, you are a shining light
A constellation once seen
Over Royal David's city
An epiphany, you burn so pretty
Yeah, you are a shining light.
"Shining Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We made a connection
A photochemical reaction
But by dark divine intervention
Yeah, you are a shining light
A constellation unseen
Over on a distant city
And a pistol leaves a burn so pretty
or
And a pistol leaf that burns so pretty

Yeah, you are a shining light.
Original Lyrics:
We made our connection
A full on chemical reaction
Brought by dark divine intervention
Yeah, you are a shining light
A constellation once seen
Over Royal David's city
An epiphany, you burn so pretty
Yeah, you are a shining light.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it a dream I had
When the 'E' turned bad?
Original Lyrics:
Was it a dream I had?
When did it turn bad?

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