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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Artful Dodger that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for Artful Dodger on amIright currently.

"Movin' Too Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better sit back on ice
I'm not giving you my love tonight
I do not see no-one to rely on
Not my kind, nothing does that lose me respect
Not only will I call, oh, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Better sit back, relax
I'm not giving up no love tonight
I do not see no-one to blind me
Not my kind, nothing does that lose me respect
Not only one night calls, oh, no, no
Vocals on this track are provided by Romina Johnson.
"Re-Rewind"
Misheard Lyrics:
3D 1
Original Lyrics:
Re-rewind
"Re-Rewind"
Misheard Lyrics:
3D wine
Original Lyrics:
Re-rewind
"Woman Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you wake up in chains not knowing where you are?
OR
Did you wake up in Wales not knowing where you are?
OR
Did you wake up in James not knowing where you are?
OR
Did you wake up in jail not knowing where you are?
Original Lyrics:
Did you wake up in tears not knowing where you are?
"Woman Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunman trouble
OR
Human trouble
Original Lyrics:
Woman trouble
"Woman Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet she never told you everything that drifted through her mind
In a secret voice
Well I bet you never caught her fighting with another man such as I did
Original Lyrics:
I bet she never told you everything that drifted through her mind
All the secret thoughts
Well I bet you never caught her sliding with another man because I did
"Woman Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel fantastic, boombastic, ecstatic about it
To think of anyone, you're gay
Original Lyrics:
I feel fantastic, boombastic, ecstatically astounded
To think you've nearly won your game
"Woman Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel fantastic, boombastic, ecstatic about it
Original Lyrics:
I feel fantastic bombastic ecstatically astounded.

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