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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Arctic Monkeys that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Arctic Monkeys on amIright currently.

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"505"
Misheard Lyrics:
A knife twists at the thought that I should force your tough remark
Original Lyrics:
A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark
"All My Own Stunts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tin-tin the orange juice Put on your dancing shoes
Original Lyrics:
Tinting the solitude Put on your dancing shoes
"Cornerstone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And kept my chocolates to myself
Original Lyrics:
And kept my shortcuts to myselfm5k
"Cornerstone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I saw you on the bathroom shit
Original Lyrics:
I thought I saw you in the battleship
"Cornerstone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kept my chocolates to myself
Original Lyrics:
Kept my shortcuts to myself
"Crying Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my thoughts got rude as you talked and chewed on the last of your pecan mix
Original Lyrics:
And my thoughts got rude as you talked and chewed on the last of your pick and mix
"Crying Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you bitched into your strawberry lace
Original Lyrics:
As you bit into your strawberry lace
"Crying Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
and I ate that little game you had called "crying lightning"
Original Lyrics:
and i hate that little game you have called crying lighting
"Do I Wanna Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So have you got the goods?
Original Lyrics:
So have you got the guts?
"Do I Wanna Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there's this tuna found that makes me think of you somehow
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there's this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow
"Do I Wanna Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say to Mom and Dad
Original Lyrics:
The nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day
"Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run with scissors
Through a Japan fire fight
Original Lyrics:
Run with scissors
Through a chip pan fire fight
"Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run with scissors
Original Lyrics:
Run with scissors
Through a chip pan fire fight
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the anvil.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the apple.
or
Get off the bandwagon, put down the ample.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon
And put down the anvil.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon
And put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the punk rock and put down the ample.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the band wagon and put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So get off the bandwagon
And put down the anvil.
Original Lyrics:
So get off the bandwagon
And put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales of San Francisco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the iPhone
Original Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook.
"Fluorescent Adolescent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Discarded all the Nazi knives for niceness
Original Lyrics:
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
"Fluorescent Adolescent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The older boy's a slag
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the boy's a slag
"Fluorescent Adolescent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those drinks weren't as daft as they seemed
Original Lyrics:
Those dreams weren't as daft as they seemed
"From The Ritz To The Rubble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They want arms flying everywhere and balls swelling
Original Lyrics:
They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
"From the Ritz to the Rubble" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll sign anywhere, balls as well
Original Lyrics:
They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
"I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Montagues and calculus
Original Lyrics:
Montagues and Capulets
"I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your name isn't real
But I don't care about standard lies.
Original Lyrics:
Your name isn't Rio
But I don't care for sand and lighting...
"I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your name isn't real
But I don't care for sound alikes
Original Lyrics:
Your name isn't Rio
But I don't care for sand and lightning
"I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your name isn't real, but I don't care for satellites
The fuse might result in a band with a banjo
Original Lyrics:
Your name isn't Rio,
But I don't care for sand and lighting
The fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang-oh
"I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your name isn’t real but I don’t care for satellites,
The fuse might result in a band with a banjo
Original Lyrics:
Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand and lighting
The fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang-oh
"Mardy Bum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember coodles in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
"Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong But..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you people have round tires.
Original Lyrics:
All you people are vampires.
"Secret Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fools operate
Original Lyrics:
Fools on parade
"Star Treatment"
Misheard Lyrics:
So who you gonna call? The mighty Nepalese
Original Lyrics:
So who you gonna call? The Martini Police
"Suck It and See"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're rarer than a can of dandelion buttock
Original Lyrics:
You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock
"The View From The Afternoon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's verse and chapter citing Erwin Boggs
Original Lyrics:
And there's verse and chapter sat in her inbox.
"Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High"
Misheard Lyrics:
A talkin' moose ain't shy
Original Lyrics:
Talking the same shite
"Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incapable love-making, alright decisions
Original Lyrics:
Incapable of making alright decisions
"Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you only ever frick me when you're high?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you only ever phone me when you're high?
"You're So Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your one kind of ravens
And a matter of crows
Original Lyrics:
Got your unkind of ravens
Got your murder of crows

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