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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Arctic Monkeys that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Arctic Monkeys on amIright currently.

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"Fake Tales Of San Francisco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the anvil.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the apple.
or
Get off the bandwagon, put down the ample.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon
And put down the anvil.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the bandwagon
And put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the punk rock and put down the ample.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the band wagon and put down the handbook.
"Fake Tales Of San Fransico"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get off the bandwagon
And put down the anvil.
Original Lyrics:
So get off the bandwagon
And put down the handbook.
"Fluorescent Adolescent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Discarded all the Nazi knives for niceness
Original Lyrics:
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
"From The Ritz To The Rubble"
Misheard Lyrics:
They want arms flying everywhere and balls swelling
Original Lyrics:
They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
"I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Montagues and Calculus
or
Montagues and Calus
Original Lyrics:
Montagues and Capulets
"I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your name isn't real
But I don't care about standard lies.
Original Lyrics:
Your name isn't Rio
But I don't care for sands or lights.
"Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong But..."
Misheard Lyrics:
All you people have round tires.
Original Lyrics:
All you people are vampires.

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Favourite Worst Nightmare album at Amazon.com
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not album at Amazon.com
Fluorescent Adolescent album at Amazon.com
Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys album at Amazon.com
Brianstorm album at Amazon.com
 
 
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