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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Aqua that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 64 misheard song lyrics for Aqua on amIright currently.

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"Around The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little by little it's the finest meal,
It's appetite for coke, come and see
You mix it all together in this dream
Ingredients for the seven seasons
I've realized things ain't what they seeming
That's the riddle of it, that's the spirit of it
That's the power of lite.
Original Lyrics:
Little by little it's the finest meal
It's appetite for hope, come and see
You mix it all together in your dreams
Ingredients from the seven seas
And I'm realizing things ain't what they seem
That's the riddle of it, that's the spirit of it
That's the power of life.
"Around the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been around the world
And Celine Dion
Original Lyrics:
I've been around the world
And I've seen it all
"Around the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Violet is the finest meal
This doctor finds a ho
Original Lyrics:
Little by little, it's the finest meal
Its appetite for hope
"Around the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little by little it's the finest meal
It's appetite for Coke
Come and see
You mix it all together in this dream
Ingredients for the seven seasons
I've realized things ain't what they seeming
That's the riddle of it
That's the spirit of it
That's the power of lite.
Original Lyrics:
Little by little it's the finest meal
It's appetite for hope
Come and see
You mix it all together in your dreams
Ingredients from the seven seas and
I'm realizing things ain't what they seem
That's the riddle of it
That's the spirit of it
That's the power of life.
"Back From Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the people that I'm eating.
Original Lyrics:
All the people that I'm meeting.
"Back From Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the kiwi is okay
Original Lyrics:
And the king he is okay
"Back From Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken head
Original Lyrics:
Check the hair.
"Back From Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are talking bout their feelings
And the drugs that they are dealing.
Original Lyrics:
Some are talking bout their feelings
And the stocks that they are dealing.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bum a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Crappy plastic
It's fantastic.
or
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Happy plastic
It's fantastic.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Barbie let's f*ck Barnie
Original Lyrics:
Come on Barbie let's go party
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Barbie, let's go farting.
Original Lyrics:
Come on Barbie, let's go party.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Barbie, let's go potty.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Barbie. Use the potty.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Barbie. Let's go party.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Bobby, let's go potty
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress me up, naked time, I'm your dolly.
Original Lyrics:
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy plastic, it's fantastic.
Original Lyrics:
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
I'm black and plastic, it's fantastic.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Bobby girl
In a Bobby world.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a barber girl.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a blondie girl, in a fantasy world.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a party girl, in a party world
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an ugly girl.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your darlin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your dolly.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got egg on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
I can beg on my knees.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you brush my hair,
the flakes are everywhere
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped in plastic - it's fantastic
Original Lyrics:
Life in plastic - it's fantastic
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped in plastic
Original Lyrics:
Life in plastic
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can brush my hair,
And touch me everywhere
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair,
Undress me anywhere
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can crush my hair,
undress me if you dare
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can flush my hair
And bless me everywhere
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair
Undress me anywhere
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can pull my hair,
touch me anywhere
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair,
undress me anywhere
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can pull my hair
And leave it everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair
Undress me anywhere.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can suck my bear, undress my underwear
Original Lyrics:
you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can touch me there
Then dress in underwear.
or
You can stretch my hair
Or smush me if you dare.
or
You can use the chair
And then my underwear.
or
You can suck me bare
God bless us ev'rywhere.
or
Then you taste my hair
All the way down there.
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair
Undress me anywhere.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can touch,
You complain
If you say I'm always yours.
Original Lyrics:
You can touch,
You can play
If you say I'm always yours.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can twist my hair, or dress me by a mare
or
You can touch my hair, and dress me anywhere
or
You can press my hair, undress in pantywear.
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can twist my head
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wash my hair
Remove my underwear.
or
You can strip me bare
And touch me everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
You can brush my hair
Undress me anywhere.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Original Lyrics:
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour in pink
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my door, I can roll.
Original Lyrics:
You're my doll, I can roll.
"Barbie Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
im a barbie girl
in my barbie world
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic.
"Calling You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See, I yell at little Angie now.
Original Lyrics:
C-A-L-L-I-N-G now.
"Candyman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Milo...
Original Lyrics:
Oh my love...
"Cartoon Heroes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the cartoon heroes,oh oh oh!
We are the ones who will be together.
In the light of crazy hour, oh oh oh!
We are the ones who will last forever
or
We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh!
We are the ones who will be together.
We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh!
We are the ones who will blast forever
or
We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh!
We are the ones who will be together.
We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh!
We are the ones who will blast forever
Original Lyrics:
We are the cartoon heroes,oh oh oh!
We are the ones who are gonna last forever.
We came out of a crazy mind oh oh oh
and walked out on a piece of paper
"Cartoon Heroes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh!
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of our crazy minds, oh oh oh
And we are flatter than a piece of paper.
Original Lyrics:
We are the cartoon heroes, oh oh oh!
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind, oh oh oh
And walked out on a piece of paper.
"Cartoon Heroes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the crazy life, oh oh oh
We are a team that can last forever
Take a trip and, the weather weather man
Welcome to the universal
Original Lyrics:
We came out of a crazy mind, oh oh oh
And walked out on a piece of paper
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party
"Doctor Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Duck Tales, what can I do?
Original Lyrics:
Doc, tell, what can I do?
"Doctor Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please, kill me.
Original Lyrics:
Please, please, cure me.
"Dr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
Megatna!
Megatna!
Original Lyrics:
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
Wake up now
Wake up now
"Dr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please kill me
Original Lyrics:
Please, please cure me
"Freaky Friday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing left but the nose you got.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing left but the note you got.
"Good Morning Sunshine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep me revolting
Original Lyrics:
You keep me warm all day
"Happy Boys And Happy Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try it with an eagle
It will make you look so nice.
Original Lyrics:
Try a little giggle
It will make you look so nice.
"Lollipop (Candyman)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Candyman, Coming from Bouncyland
Original Lyrics:
I am the Candyman Coming from Bountyland
"Lollipop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the strange chocolate candy man.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your sweet sugar candyman.
"Lollipop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't need to the sugar tree
View me to the book of free.
Original Lyrics:
If you show me to the sugar free
Will you give me a soda pop for free?
"Lollipop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were dressed like a man.
Original Lyrics:
Your word is my command.
"Lollipop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were just like a man.
or
You work just like a man.
Original Lyrics:
Your word is my command.
"My Oh My" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Misery deep in the royal heart
Original Lyrics:
Mystery deep in the royal heart
I suppose this isn't really humorous. In fact, I think what I heard makes more sense in the context of the song, considering that the next line is about 'crying at night'. But every lyrics sight I've looked at says it's 'mystery' not 'misery'.
"Roses Are Red" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, I didn't want.
Original Lyrics:
Dum di da di da (played backwards)
"Roses Are Red" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Io li picchio se vuoi
Original Lyrics:
The only thing he said was...
The above misheard lyrics is translated to: "I'll beat them up if you want me to."
"Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only I could turn back time
If only I had said what I still hide.
Original Lyrics:
If only I could turn back time
If only I had saved what I still had.
"Turn Back Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only I could turn back time
If only I had stayed while I'm still hot.
Original Lyrics:
If only I could turn back time
If only I had saved what I still had.

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