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There are 44 misheard song lyrics for Alabama on amIright currently.
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"Angels Among Us"
I believe there are angels with fungus.
I believe there are angels among us.
"Cheap Seats"
We got a great picture of what's his name.
Well, we can't even spell it.
We got a great pitcher, what's his name.
Well, we can't even spell it.
"Christmas in Dixie"
Crank slab's all in lights.
Graceland's all in lights.
"Dixieland Delight"
Chubby ole' ground hog Broken bull frog
Chubby ole' ground hog Croakin' bull frog
"Dixieland Delight"
Dixie landing light
Dixieland delight
"Dixieland Delight"
Livin' in Heaven with my Dixie dandelion.
Livin' in Heaven with my Dixieland delight.
"Dixieland Delight"
On the Mason Dixon Line
On a Mason-Dixon night
"Dixieland Delight"
Spend my dollar, bark and holler.
Spend my dollar, parked in a holler.
"Dixieland Delight"
Spend my dollar
In Hartfield Holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
Spend my dollar
Parked in a holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
"Feels So Right"
Pencil writes
Feels so right
"Feels So Right"
Thistle eyes
Feels so right.
"Feels So Right"
Thistle wine
Feels so right.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas"
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot nachos!'.
I remenber down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!"
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas"
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a finger in the ham
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas"
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a finger in the ham.
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas"
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a n***** in the band.
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas"
That Lee guitar is hot
But not for a Louisiana man.
That lead guitar is hot
But not for a Louisiana man.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas"
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled "Hot Nachos!!!"
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled "Cotton-Eye Joe!!!"
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas"
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot Dog Joe!!!'
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-Eye Joe!!!'
"If Your Gonna Play In Texas"
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot time, Joe!'.
I remenber down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!'
"If Your Gonna Play In Texas"
If your gonna jack in Texas
You gotta have a p**** in your hand.
If your gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If Your Gonna Play In Texas"
if your gonna jack in Texas you gotta have a peter in your hand
if your gonna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band
"Lady Down On Love"
I was embarrassed when she turned out the lights
I wasn't there when she turned out the lights
"Let's Get Reckless"
Let's get breakfast, Let's get breakfast tonight
Let's get reckless, Let's get reckless tonight
"Love In The First Degree"
Baby you left me faceless
And I've only got one flea
Lock me away, be silent and laugh
And blow away the sea
I'm guilty of love in the first degree
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away, inside of your love
and throw away the key
I'm guilty...of love in the first degree
"Love In The First Degree"
I once thought of love in the evening.
I once thought of love as a prison.
"Love In The First Degree"
I'm as guilty as a mad hat bee
I'm as guilty as a man can be
"Love In The First Degree"
The way that you left me defenseless
I've only got one thing.
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea.
"Love in the First Degree"
Baby you left me in Memphis
I've only got one knee
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
"Mountain Music"
And we'll roll on down the river to a cage and hide away.
And we'll roll on down the river to a Cajun hide-away.
"Mountain Music"
Bending over skipping jacks
Bending over skinning cats
This is an old game played by Southern children in which a small tree is bent over and ridden like a horse. It is called skinning cats.
"Mountain Music"
Roll on down the river to a kitchen hide-a-way
Roll on down the river to a cajun hide-a-way
"Mountain music"
Playing baseball with cherry drops,
the ol' sawmill I'll slash our band
Playing baseball with cherd rocks
using sawmill slats for bats
"My Home's In Alabama"
Reagan was forbidden in my Christian country home.
Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home.
"Reckless"
Love is reckless
Let's get breakfast tonight.
Love is reckless
Let's get reckless tonight
"Roll On (18 Wheeler)"
Roll on, aging wiener, roll on.
Roll on, 18 wheeler, roll on.
"Roll On (Eighteen Wheeler)"
Eighteen weiners
Eighteen wheeler
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard"
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the bowling balls.
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard"
Dancin'
Shakin' on the boulevard.
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Song Of The South"
Daddy got a job with the TV Ed.
Daddy got a job with the TVA.
"Song Of The South"
Pappa got a job with the TV 8.
Papa got a job with the TVA.
"Song Of The South"
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie Anna shook my mouth
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth.
"Song of the South"
Sweet Potato Pie nearly shook my mouth
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Take Me Down"
Share another night against the sea.
Share another night of ecstasy.
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