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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for ABC that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 67 misheard song lyrics for ABC on amIright currently.

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"All of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You hook me up and I have a pooh at your place
Original Lyrics:
You hook me up a rendezvous at your place
"How To Be A Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beans beans beans beans
Beans a pounds
Beans a pounds
Original Lyrics:
Billions billions billions billions
Billions of pounds
Billions of pounds
"How To Be A Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe these luxuries can help me compensate
For all the cards you were dealt by the hands of fate
Original Lyrics:
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
"How To Be A Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millionaire ...... billionaire ...... trillionaire ......
Beans a beans a beans a beans a beans a
Beans a pounds, beans a pounds
Yellow subway ...... corruption ...... corruption ......
Original Lyrics:
Millionaire ...... billionaire ...... trillionaire ......
Billions billions billions billions billions
Billions of pounds, billions of pounds
Yellow subway ...... corruption ...... corruption ......
"How To Be A Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want my opinion, I'll give you ten to one.
Give me a million French les enfants.
Original Lyrics:
What's my opinion? I'll give you ten to one.
Give me a million, a franchise on fun.
"Love's A Dangerous Language"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I'm hungry
I'll eat my worms.
Original Lyrics:
And when I'm hungry
I'll eat my words.
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chew that poison arrow
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chew that poison(ed) apple
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow
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"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cute, black boys in our room took my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow through my heart.
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to the arcade,
play Q-bert, Q-bert
Original Lyrics:
Bow to the target,
blame Cupid, Cupid
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got boys in her room (in the dark)
She's got boys in her room.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow (through my heart)
Shoot that poison arrow.
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got poison ivy. Ahhhhhhh
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow through my heart
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot that boy's Afro to my ho.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow through my heart.
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot the boys with arrows and my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow through my heart.
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sweetest smell of it
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest melody
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sweetest smell of pee
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest melody
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fat boys in our road knew my aunt
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow through my heart
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're smart
You bicth you bicth.
Original Lyrics:
You think you're smart
Stupid, stupid.
"Poison Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got poison eyebrows.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot that poison arrow...
"Tears Are Not Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you show your penis
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you've shown your feelings.
"Tears Are Not Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears on my nig-nog
Original Lyrics:
Tears are not enough
"Tears Are Not Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you've shown me Felix.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you've shown your feelings.
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope you'll see it recover
Original Lyrics:
Hope you'll soon recover
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the luft, it's the luft
The Luftwaffe.
Original Lyrics:
It's the look, it's the look
The look of love.
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, I go from one egg straight to another.
Original Lyrics:
Me, I go from one extreme to another.
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, I go from one leg straight to another.
Original Lyrics:
Me, I go from one extreme to another.
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass the look, pass the look
Original Lyrics:
That's the look, that's the look
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all go from one next string to another
Original Lyrics:
Me I go from one extreme to another
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes there's one thing that turns this race car to blue
Original Lyrics:
There's one thing, yes one thing that turns this gray sky to blue
"The Look Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, there's one thing
That turns this grace God to glue.
Original Lyrics:
There's one thing, yes one thing
That turns this gray sky to blue.
"Vanity Kills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vanna White sells,
drugs in high heels
Original Lyrics:
Vanity kills,
it don't pay bills
"Vanity Kills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vanna White spells,
I don't play bells
Original Lyrics:
Vanity kills,
it don't pay bills
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carefulness, lullabies and Melody's revealed.
Original Lyrics:
Debonair, lullabies and melodies revealed
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane screams
Original Lyrics:
James screams
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke and sin! I hear violins!
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violence
or
Smokin's in...I hear violence!
or
Smokin's in...I hear violence!
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking sins, I feel violent
or
Smoking sins, I feel the fire within
Smoking sins, I told you everything.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins
When Smokey sings, I forget everything.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Synonyms, and sills the rage.
Original Lyrics:
Symphonies, that soothe the rage.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're sighing stymes, with shopping suits, Americans make real.
Original Lyrics:
The slyest rhymes, the sharpest suits, and Miracles made real.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're smokin' scents
I hear violence
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings
I hear violins
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey says
or
We're smoking the sand
or
We're smoking the sand
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey Sings
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I smoke incense I feel violent
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings I hear violins
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm smokin' a cig
I hear violence.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings
I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm smokin' cigs,
I hear violins
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings,
I hear violins
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm smokin' the 'sence, I hear violets.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I get violent
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear bottle lips.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear firemen.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violence.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear vitamins.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sings
I told you everything.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings
I forget everything.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sins, I hear violins.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sins
I get violent
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey Sings
I hear violins
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sins
I hear violins.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings
I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When i'm smoking sense
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey Sings
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoke descends, I hear violence.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoke gets in,
I hear fire engines
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings,
I hear violins
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoke gets in, I fear violence.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoke gets in, I hear fire engines.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoke gets in, I hear violence.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smokin' your cigs, I get violent.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoking a cig, I hear violence.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoking cigs, I hear violence.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoking sense I get violent.
When smoking sense I forget everything
Original Lyrics:
When smokey sings I hear violins.
When smokey sings I forget everything
"When Smokey Sings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With smoke and sand
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings

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