Fun Music Information -> Dan Bern

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Funny Lyrics:

"Tiger Woods"
The Funny Lyrics:
If certain girls don't look at you It means that they like you a lot If other girls don't look at you It just means they're ignoring you
Why They're Funny:
doesnt take a genius to get this....this whole song is a blast
Submitted by: cherrybum81
"Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues"
The Funny Lyrics:
then they waved this wand all 'round my head said now we're readin' your brain,
you see you got an awful lot of songs in there though it seems like they're all in the key of G
i said what about marilyn, thta's in D
they said D flat, actually
i said yeah, because i tune down a half step;
i said how come i'm in a space- ship, talkin' to aliens about my act
they said we'd rather talk physics, but you're illiterate there
couldn't argue...
Why They're Funny:
Dan Bern has a ton of hilarious songs...
Submitted by: morwen

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Feel Like a Man"
The Lyrics:
When I saw Marlon Brando
On the big screen like a hero
It made me act and feel
Like one too
For three of four hours
I thought no one could touch me
Then I skidded back to feelin'
Like I do
Who They Mention:
Marlon Brando
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"Marilyn"
The Lyrics:
This is not a knock on Arthur Miller
'Death of a Salesman' is my favorite play
But Marilyn Monroe should have married Henry Miller
If she did, she just might be alive
Who They Mention:
Arthur Miller
Marilyn Monroe
Henry Miller
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Past Belief"
The Lyrics:
Might be something out there
Maybe something to read
Here's a Vanity Fair
Product Brand Name:
Vanity Fair Magazine
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"Trudy"
The Lyrics:
I am painting my mistakes
Underneath your soft embrace
They're all marching to Pretoria
But my dear
The Colts are on TV
And I guess we'll all have to see
How it goes, how it is
In the Christian New Year
Product Brand Name:
The Indianapolis Colts
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
There are additional product lyrics available.

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