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Throat Culture - A Mouth Band's, "Easter Island Head"
The Funny Lyrics:
I am a man with an ordinary head.
I am a man with a typical life.
I am a man with an ordinary job.
I am a man with a typical wife
I saw a postcard.
It was mailed out to me.
It had a picture of
How I want my life to be.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want a big strong forehead.
I want to stand up tall.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all!
I am a man of unassuming stature.
I am a man of conventional ways.
I am a man of mediocre intellect.
I am a man of uneventful days,
But I saw a travelogue.
It was mailed out to me.
It had a picture of
How I want my life to be.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want a three ton nosejob.
I want to stand up tall.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all!
I want to be rock hard.
I want to be stone.
I want to be mysterious,
And always left alone.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want prominent features.
I want to stand up tall.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing-
I am a man with a typical life.
I am a man with an ordinary job.
I am a man with a typical wife
I saw a postcard.
It was mailed out to me.
It had a picture of
How I want my life to be.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want a big strong forehead.
I want to stand up tall.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all!
I am a man of unassuming stature.
I am a man of conventional ways.
I am a man of mediocre intellect.
I am a man of uneventful days,
But I saw a travelogue.
It was mailed out to me.
It had a picture of
How I want my life to be.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want a three ton nosejob.
I want to stand up tall.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing at all!
I want to be rock hard.
I want to be stone.
I want to be mysterious,
And always left alone.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want prominent features.
I want to stand up tall.
I want a head like the heads you see on Easter Island.
I want to stare at the seaside and do nothing-
Why They're funny:
This has gotta be some of the funniest music to have originated and remained loyal to its roots in the A Cappella (no instruments allowed) music scene.
Submitted by: SteveCh!snall
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