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Funniest Lyrics, The Secretions

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The Secretions', "Boner"
The Funny Lyrics:
That's not a pickle in my pocket It's my purple passion rocket!
Why They're funny:
The whole song is absolutely hysterical. But this part is absolutely amazing. =]
Submitted by: Sin Sharee Insanity
The Secretions', "Boner"
The Funny Lyrics:
This is the chorus:
That's not a pickle in my pocket, it's my purple passion wocket
It's getting set to blast off just for you..FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
Baby, you make me pop a boner
Yeah, you make me feel alive when my erectile tissue thrives!
Baby, you make me pop a boner
I think about you every day, It's you I wanna lay!!!!!
Why They're funny:
Well, I mean, it's talking about a guy in high school getting a hard on from a girl in class....that's just a pure golden recipe for good old fashioned humor there!
Submitted by: Connor McMullen

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