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The Offspring's, "Come Out Swinging"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come out swingin', out on your own...
Why They're funny:
It sounds like they're telling some guy to admit that he's gay, but this guy is scared of what his friends and family will think, so the offspring tell him to come out swinging.... Also, when i listen to this song, so many funny dances fill my head.
Submitted by: Az
The Offspring's, "Cool To Hate"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't like nothin' and I like that fine.
Why They're funny:
I just laugh when I hear that.
Submitted by: Tim
The Offspring's, "Cool To Hate"
The Funny Lyrics:
liking something is just a waste of time
Why They're funny:
If you don't want people to like anything, they won't like the band and nobody will listen to them.
Submitted by: Daniel L
The Offspring's, "Don't Pick It Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
He picked a candy bar up of the ground
He chowed about and his face turned blue
Turned out that candy bar was a doggy doo
He chowed about and his face turned blue
Turned out that candy bar was a doggy doo
Why They're funny:
Well .... it's pretty disgusting but funny's funny!
Submitted by: No Hero
The Offspring's, "L.A.P.D."
The Funny Lyrics:
They're shootin' little kids with toy guns.
Why They're funny:
Imagine that scene if you will: the lapd, chasing little kids around with toy guns, like water guns or what not. How funny is that?!
Submitted by: Marianne E. B. Markham
The Offspring's, "Million Miles Away"
The Funny Lyrics:
What I left behind was me
Why They're funny:
It's about this dude who feels that he is missing a part of himself since hebroke up with this girl, but this line just makes me picture him turning up @ her house and asking 'Can I have myself back please?' or something.
Submitted by: Az
The Offspring's, "She's Got Issues"
The Funny Lyrics:
she talks about her ex nonstop
but i dont mind
but when shes calls out his name in bed
thats where i draw the line
but i dont mind
but when shes calls out his name in bed
thats where i draw the line
Why They're funny:
funny!!!
Submitted by: ~~Alice~~
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