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Come out swingin', out on your own...
It sounds like they're telling some guy to admit that he's gay, but this guy is scared of what his friends and family will think, so the offspring tell him to come out swinging.... Also, when i listen to this song, so many funny dances fill my head.
Submitted by: Az
He picked a candy bar up of the ground
He chowed about and his face turned blue
Turned out that candy bar was a doggy doo
Well .... it's pretty disgusting but funny's funny!
Submitted by: No Hero
They're shootin' little kids with toy guns.
Imagine that scene if you will: the lapd, chasing little kids around with toy guns, like water guns or what not. How funny is that?!
Submitted by: Marianne E. B. Markham
she talks about her ex nonstop
but i dont mind
but when shes calls out his name in bed
thats where i draw the line
funny!!!
Submitted by: ~~Alice~~
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