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Frank Zappa's, "Bobby Brown"
The Funny Lyrics:
Oh God Oh God
I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Freddy, I'm a sexual spastic
I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Freddy, I'm a sexual spastic
Why They're funny:
This song is about a yuppie namen Bobby Brown, who by accident sleeps with a 'dike' named Freddy and becomes gay. But, you rellay have to listen to the whole song :)
Submitted by: the-tick
Frank Zappa's, "Flesh Flakes"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a moron and this is my wife
She is frosting a cake with a paper knife
All that we got here is American made
It's a little bit cheesy, but nicely displayed
She is frosting a cake with a paper knife
All that we got here is American made
It's a little bit cheesy, but nicely displayed
Why They're funny:
Love how he takes the old Dunkin Hines comercial of a woman frosting a cake with a paper knife and pokes fun of it. Just to let you know if you would try this you are a moron. Also if you believe tv your a moron.
Submitted by: mtndue1
Frank Zappa's, "Montana"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm gonna buy me a horse just about this big
And ride all along the border line
And ride all along the border line
Why They're funny:
How big is this horse? A visual would help, but you can imagine a size.
Submitted by: Otto
Frank Zappa's, "Muffin Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
...he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dance,
but radiant muffin of his own design
but radiant muffin of his own design
Why They're funny:
This is a live recording. When the band was performing it, he actually messed up the line, laughs, and says it again. It's hilarious.
Submitted by: Otto
Frank Zappa's, "Nanook Rubs It"
The Funny Lyrics:
And it was at that precise moment
were he remembered an ancient eskimo legend
wherein it is written, on whatever it is
that they write it on up there
were he remembered an ancient eskimo legend
wherein it is written, on whatever it is
that they write it on up there
Why They're funny:
It speaks for itself
Submitted by: Otto
Frank Zappa's, "San Ber'dino"
The Funny Lyrics:
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebego, His name is Bobby he looks like a patato.
Why They're funny:
The rhyme is funny.
Submitted by: Daniel Rainey
Frank Zappa's, "Uncle Remus"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll take a drive to Beverly Hills just before dawn An' knock the little jockeys iff the rich people's lawns An' before they get up I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Why They're funny:
It's a funny prank and it reminds me of my childhood. Whenever I hear this I can actually picture him in my mind doing it.
Submitted by: Leea
Frank Zappa's, "Valley Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hi, I have to go to the orthodontist.
Why They're funny:
Pretty much everything Zappa wrote is hilarious but this is a gem. What a conversation starter.
Submitted by: Jim
Frank Zappa's, "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
The Funny Lyrics:
My balls feel like a pair of maracas,
My balls feel like a pair of maracas,
Oh god, I probably got the gono - ca - ca - coccus.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas,
Oh god, I probably got the gono - ca - ca - coccus.
Why They're funny:
Most original rhyme in the history of English songwriting..
Submitted by: Mark G
Frank Zappa's, "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
The Funny Lyrics:
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Why They're funny:
Frank Zappa is one of the most insane people ever born...I think he's overrated, but his weirdness lives on in Steve Vai, one of the greastest musicians ever to live. And listening to this song kinda makes my balls hurt...
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
Frank Zappa's, "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"
The Funny Lyrics:
I got it from the toilet seat, yes I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up...and grabbed my meat
It jumped right up...and grabbed my meat
Why They're funny:
From Joe's Garage Parts 1,2 & 3
Submitted by: Spartacus
Frank Zappa's, "Why does it hurt when I pee?"
The Funny Lyrics:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why They're funny:
Frank Zappa died of prostate cancer... but only a Zappa fan would find that funny.
Submitted by: Ed Oop
Frank Zappa's, "Ya Hozana"
The Funny Lyrics:
afos niem dins eis dnu reih nib hcI
Why They're funny:
Sounds like gibberish...right? Well, if you play this part of the song backwards, you can hear some Gearman that means 'I am here and you are my sofa!!!'
Submitted by: Nick
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