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Britney Spears', "Don't Hang Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
(Don't hang up) I am not alone
I can still feel you
Even when you're lonely
Why They're funny:
Somehow, I don't think the last line is the most ideal thing the person on the end of the phone line wants to hear, let alone we the listeners. Then again, this is the trouble when pop artists try to be raunchy: just makes one cringe instead.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Britney Spears', "My Perogative"
The Funny Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me, why don't they just let me live
Why They're funny:
Why don't you ask yourself, you little media whore?
Submitted by: kasumi
Britney Spears', "Not A Girl, Not Yet A Women"
The Funny Lyrics:

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a girl
Why They're funny:
Don't get me wrong.... I LOVE Britney's music, but some of her lyrics aren't put together too well. I'm not a girl, not yet a women- Well what the heck is she? All I need is time-time for what exactly? A moment that is mine -Well if shes in the moment, isn't it hers then? While I'm in between- In between what exactly? I'm not a girl- But at the start she said she's not a girl and not yet a women, why contradict yourself like that? Is she a man? Hahaha I'll leave it up to you to decide.... Poor Brits!
Submitted by: random_babe
Britney Spears', "Not A Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
Im not a girl... not yet a woman...
Why They're funny:
So, she's actually a boy about to undergo a sex chage?? she really must not have thought about what she was implying...
Submitted by: mara
Britney Spears', "Oops I Did It Again"
The Funny Lyrics:
'I'm not that innocent'
Why They're funny:
Apparently not smart enough either
Submitted by: Danielle
Britney Spears', "Oops...I Did It Again"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not that innocent
Why They're funny:
Finally, you actually know something! Good job, Brit! Now, while we've actually got you thinking, why don't you fess up to all the other stupid stuff you've done in the years that you've been famous?
Submitted by: Mr. Sally

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