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Brian Hyland's, "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
The Funny Lyrics:
From the locker to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Guess there isnt any more
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Guess there isnt any more
Why They're funny:
Guess she did freeze to death.
Submitted by: leifang
Brian Hyland's, "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turning blue
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turning blue
Why They're funny:
The whole song's about a girl who's afraid of being seen in a bikini (one she apparently didn't try on beforehand). Now she's willing to freeze to death (or drown) over it? Isn't that a bit drastic?
Submitted by: leifang
Brian Hyland's, "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
The Funny Lyrics:
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could br
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
She was as nervous as she could br
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
Why They're funny:
Didn't she try on that bikini before she bought it (or at least before she left her house)? Maybe then it wouldn't be bothering her so.
Submitted by: ayane
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