I thought Chucky had censored this one: he did with the lyrics (and this took a few days to appear, so I assumed the worst). But here's hoping that it'll go down well. So to speak. Thanks, Chucky :-)

That was hilarious, Phil! I can see why it got censored; maybe a resubmit called "Bea Jay" might pass... "get a taste of what is to come" and the outro were OTT.

Did you play the piano yourself? I've never heard a MIDI sound that good. Your voice was great here, too.

Or re-submit it as "Beach hay"? :)
No, I have no real skill on the piano. I found the backing track on the 'net somewhere: I'm pretty sure it's a converted MIDI, but I found it as a MP3, so it's obviously been done by someone with a better sound card than mine :-) Thanks for the voice comment, too - it's an easy song to sing. I've got a "Bad Taste" one on the drawing board - I'm looking for another joke that'll scan to finish it off.

That was too GOOD!!!