Fine pacing and rhyming, well recorded, a top job from me, the most southern of southerners.

Just listened to the rest of your site and had a hearty chuckle. Fine work!

I've heard this song on the Dr. Demento show. It was awesome. Did you sing this?

I don't know if most people know this, but although we have our share of farms in the South, if you REALLY want to see farms, go to the Heartland, especially Nebraska. Seriously, driving through there, all I saw was corn. I don't even remember seeing gas stations; it was just cornfields the whole way.

Yeah. And people from Nebraska are totally corny, too.Passer-by: Hey! Did you catch the numberplate?
Me: No, but it was a Nebraskan one. Crazy driver!
Passer-by: I'll say... who in their right minds supports the Tigers?

I'm afraid I do not know of the Tigers. Are they a football team?

Your Worst Nightmare - Yes I did do the vocals to this song. I'm glad you liked it! I don't know about you but the sweet stench of rusty farm equipment and cow pies always makes me wanna dance...haha!! And yes, this song was featured on the Dr. Demento show. It actually peaked as the #2 funny song on Demento's Funny top 5. If you wanna hear my newest song listen to Dr. Demento's show the first weekend in October. Buuuut if you just can't wait check it out on my web site - KrookedK.com

I heard "The Geezer Song" the other night on Dr. Demento! Haha, keep it up!

it is so funnny i lmao!!!! lol