Well, this is funny, i mean its really funny...but its definately a mellow follow up.

Change the darn song title to "We Mistook John Mayer For a U-know -what" instead, because you two are going to make yourselfs look stupid in front of his fan's.

oh no al, not JOHN MAYER FANS!!!! ...faggot

Take the comment back..its just my individual opinion...but yours is derogatory...I'm also a girl...so it might assist you in perhaps using your imagination more than persuming that "Al" is only a boy. You're rather narrow minded

he's aight, i guess, but i cannot understand a word that guy says, he sings like he is hung-over, so, wut do u think>??

I like this song a lot. I don't know whether this is better than the "We Are Lesbians" song, but anyway, I'm glad someone finally made fun of that asswipe John Mayer.

I'm a huge John Mayer fan. But I have to give your song credit, it was pretty funny. and I'm very impressed with the intruments in the song. Good Job guys! Oh, and today is John Mayer's birthday. = ) Happy birthday John -kara

Is there any chance that Adam and Andrew are going to be One Hit Wonders? This song is humorous....but its nothing compared to the epic...."We Are Lesbians" Lets face it ... this song sucks compared to their first submission. Plus its a little on the gross side. But there is a slight glimmer of their previous hit...with the little high pitched laugh. over all i give it ** 2 stars

hey.that songs pretty funny.even tho im a major john mayer fan.-nice work none the less- slg

That is absolutely gross. I have written my fair share of parody songs, yes, even about YBIW but this song makes cild molestation funny and it isn't. You could get sued if John ever found this song floating around. I'm serious. I am all for making fun of people through music but that is just sick. You should burn in hell. That is just so wrong. I couldn't even get past the first verse. My stomach is churning. I can't even fathom what is going through your heads as you wrote that. Its just too disgusting. You wanna flame me about it, go ahead. You are no talent hacks who have nothing better to do than sit on your asses and poke fun at a guy who, please don't get me wrong, is all too easy to make fun of. I am a fan and trust me, the guy is a geek, but to make a song about CHILD MOLESTATION? Thats too much.

That is the most discusting song I've ever heard. If I were John I'd sue the perverts who made it.

What is wrong with you people? i don't know what kind of satisfaction you're getting from making up these songs, but they're all sick...YOU'RE all sick! To make fun of an artist who has done more in his career than any of you will EVER be able to achieve is pointless...not to mention, totally ridiculous! If you think these songs are funny....there is something wrong with all of you! I suggest you stop making such discriminating songs and start acting like mature people...John Mayer may not be the best artist out there right now, but he doesn't deserve the crude comments that you're giving him...the funniest part about it is that you people honestly think you're comments matter...they don't..not even the smallest bit! just thought i'd let reality hit you on the way out :D

I am a HUGE fan of John Mayer's, but I thought that this song was funny, I have to admit it did make me laugh. Brittney Fulton, whoever you are, you have a tight ass about something, I, myself, was molested when I was five years old, but this song is still pretty funny. My only complaint is, why would you make fun of someone so incredibly talented and sexy as John, seriously, you computer hacks, get a life!

Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

with the real sexual child molestation that goes on... I really wouldnt write that stuff. Its shockkin.

that is seriously funny and seriously wrong. totally unecessary. use you humor for a more productive means.

those of you who are complaing about this song...well, no one is asking you to listen to this stuff. you chose to, so don't be complaining about it. im a Mayer fan myself, but i find this song absolutely hilarious. i bet everyone complaining about it believes so too, so..dont force yourselves to be all "rightous".

I love this song because john mayer bites

I have several comments, questions, observations, and people to lambaste in the course of the next five minutes...this one is to the administration in particular...if you want an inimitable and unerring example of hypocrisy and pharisaism...I can find none more sound than this...there was a post towards the end of April denouncing and censuring the so called "parody" that actually had a shred of truthfulness and probity to it...now I'm guessing some sanctimonious shithead complained about some of the terse and very straightforward language used in the comment...but I contend that it was no more offensive than the song they had just listened to and that if this site openly endorses those types of songs along with many others that are far worse than the John "parody" and any comment I've seen so far...then I suggest they allow people to freely express their opinions without being inhibited by some unilateral system of censorship and letting a comment be excised do to the complaints of any one person who carries no qualification other than their own opinion which the site has allowed everyone to maintain...why allow one side free reign with the expression of a right that is protected by the amendments of our constitution but restrict another...you're allowing one side to sing a song accusing John Mayer of being a child molester...but not allowing a message that may have been offensive (but no more so than the song that was being played in terms of content) but was an opinion just like theirs...did you have the Warren Commission review the comment?

But I hope you feel your five minutes was well spent.

I really wouldn’t associate anger as a feeling present in my state of emotions while I wrote that or one that completely controlled my actions and thoughts…I think disappointment would be an apposite noun…anger is a word generally assigned to some feeling that results from injury, mistreatment, or opposition and insinuates that I either feel uncomfortable or possess the need or want to seek retribution due to one of the aforementioned actions towards me…and while appearances may lead to certain conclusions…I wasn’t injured (although I could have been…I won’t lie…I wasn’t), I don’t even think I would say I was mistreated (my displaced opinion hardly qualifies as severe mistreatment although the degree of severity is a whole other issue and there are instances where neglect could be termed mistreatment) and obviously opposed…I wouldn’t say that I was distressed in anyway and that I felt the need to be vindictive…it appears that I was trying to gain some personal, superficial victory by responding…but in all reality I think I was just expressing myself and while there are angry expressions, my expression could hardly be qualified as that…and I wouldn’t say I was driven by outrage because although it was done on a whim and calculated in just a couple of minutes of impromptu thinking, there was composure present and it was very well organized…now I would consider you to be a very perspicacious and insightful individual if you had interpreted my reaction as indignant…because indignity implies that I’m feeling or expressing anger or scorn at some unjust, unkind, or ungrateful action…that it is somehow righteous…which I was but I’ve already stated that mine was a lesser degree of anger or anger characterized by a diminished and restrained resent, devoid of any spiteful motives, and imbued with disappointment and decrial…and wait let’s not call it a reaction…because that could be misconstrued…let’s call it a response…so it could be indignant…but not too much indignation that it becomes wrath…ire would be a fantastic word because it alludes to great anger (which I didn’t have, but it’s one that is used specifically in acts, words, looks and definitely these were words…but I’m not sure if it matters if the words are written or spoken, etc.)… but who would go to ire management?…I certainly wouldn’t…so there are many words…I don’t think any one in particular would describe the state of emotions that precipitated those “responses” from me…I would say it is more of a heterogeneous composition of extensions…but I guess what I’m saying is that it probably wouldn’t warrant or require the presence of some therapeutic counseling competent in the intervention to help facilitate the management, handling, control and direction of anger…now if I had said that “Adam and Andrew are a couple of f***ing f*****s trying to inform the world of their sexual orientations and their desire for younger “partners” and trying to obscure those feelings they need to express to the world by accusing an extremely gifted and extremely heterosexual singer of what they can’t bring themselves to accept…and that the administration is so f***ing feeble and indecisive…they allow ****heads to accuse someone of being a pedophile and homosexual and express their approval…but don’t allow others to say that they think Andrew and Adam are b***ing each other.” Now if I said this stuff…well then you may have a point…although we have to remember we don’t live in the world of Minority Report…and your subject should have been entitled “someone needs to resume HER anger management courses” …but I think a sixteen year old girl attending anger management classes would be a bit of a stretch…so if you decide to call me a bitch…remember to use the right context…

dude someone shut this bitch up. if she dosent like the song than she shouldnt listen to it.

I LOVE JOHN MAYER LIKE NO OTHERRRRRRRR!! and i found this song because i was looking for john mayer songs. but i must say, its a HILARIOUS SONG and i must say, your funny. but i still love john !!!!!!!!!!!<3 yeaaaaa

Very funny and cool song, nice work : )

I'm not a John Mayor fan. I despise him and his songs. However, this "remake" isn't that funny. In fact, it can be viewed as sadistic. But then, so can dead baby jokes, but people find them funny too. What is society coming to? Even taboo has become commonplace. Let me ask you a question. If you were four and he was fifty two would you enjoy sex? No. It would be a traumatic experience, resulting in scarring and psychological disorders. You'd have nightmares about it. And you would react quite badly to this "remake" of a John Mayor song. However... people who have been through this situation, my heart goes out to you. It is an unjust world... but I don't believe the immature people who made the song meant to promote child molestation. It was meant as a joke, however crude, however vulgar. I don't believe "jokes" like this should exist, but they do. Deal with it.

Adam and Andrew I am a big fan of making fun of anything and everything but this song of yours is stupid, it dosen't even make fun of anything it just highlights the fact that the two of you might be child molesters.

You are so dumb! John Mayer is the best music artist in the world! You're just jealous of his talent. You're song is so dumb. Don't make fun of real music.

And you have a horrible voice!

Omg this song is so AWESOME.

This parody recording was submitted to the site two years ago today!!!

Adam and Andrew are dick lickers!

keep up the awesome. screw these losers bitching. just cuz they dont have talent.. hahah.

haaa.. if u didnt find the song amusing, surely reading this msg bored wld crack u up.. the song doesnt suck but "i must be emo" is way better! lol but anyways ill let u guys get bak 2 ur bitching to each other.. lol xxx

at first when i was listning too this song I was like "WTF" then it got too the Disneyland part and I just could'nt stop laughing, that part is so class.

I hink it is a frieking hilarious song, but I think that all u guys who are *itchin about it being so wrong need to buy a sense of humor!

LMFAOO i effing LOVVEE this songg it's awesome how I only really make fun of emo kids and John Mayer and they got them bothh <333

hahahahahaha, when it came to the da da da part, and the kid is in the backround saying da, i was laughing my ass off. child molestation isnt funny, but this song is.

I must be emo is so f***ing funny me and my friends sing it all the time u guys rock!!!!

You guys need to learn that life isnt all serious and you need to have some fun once in a while no one is making you listen to this music but you obviosly seeked it out and for all those people that say "but i was just looking for a john mayer song wah wah wah" you should have realised that it wasn't a song by him by the title are you guys thick or just think your cool by bagging out someone that you dont even no, does it make you feel "cool?" cause if that what your life is limited to i feel sorry for you i really do, yea child molestation isn't a joke but niether is suicide and death and all that s**t yet there is tons of songs made up about that and no one has a teary about that now do they, and again for all the john mayer fans that are all like dont pay him out blah blah blah there is no verse in the song say its all about john mayer only the title if it was a different title would you guys still have a cry, if anyone has read a magazine or watched anything about anyone famous you will no that they have to deal with a lot more shit then this song, im sure some artists might even laugh about it, because not all of them have sticks stuck up there a*sses, you guys are the biggest sooks, and you really need to get a life, if your so worried about this song go and tell john mayer, but im sure he would give a s*** about it or you, you have to remember that sticking up for this guy isnt goin to win you any special favour's from john so why comment??????

--- - February 19, 2004 7:27:54 PM - Report Inappropriate Comment What is wrong with you people? i don't know what kind of satisfaction you're getting from making up these songs, but they're all sick...YOU'RE all sick! To make fun of an artist who has done more in his career than any of you will EVER be able to achieve is pointless...not to mention, totally ridiculous! If you think these songs are funny....there is something wrong with all of you! I suggest you stop making such discriminating songs and start acting like mature people...John Mayer may not be the best artist out there right now, but he doesn't deserve the crude comments that you're giving him...the funniest part about it is that you people honestly think you're comments matter...they don't..not even the smallest bit! just thought i'd let reality hit you on the way out :D to that little child.... your comment doesnt matter either...it doesn't..not even in the smallest bit! just thought i'd let reality hit you on the way out :D oh yeah..and the emo kid song is sooo funny the sad part is that every single thing on that song is the pathetic truth emo is so stupid just a bunch of drama queens who think saying they are gonna kill themselves makes people think they are "hXc" i mean COME ON!! go outside, get a life. dont get me wrong..not everything about emo is stupid the way emo guys dress is verrrrry hot...to a certain extent if they start wearing shirts that are so tight half their stomachs show then yeah...thats wierd but tight jeans on guys is the SHIZ!

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