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Song Parodies -> "Calisthenics"

Original Song Title:

"Thuganomics"

Original Performer:

WWE

Parody Song Title:

"Calisthenics"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

So...you think you need some exercise?
That's right
This is basic calisthenics (basic calisthenics)
That's right
You need exercise,and I'll force you to feel me
That's right
This is basic calisthenics (basic calisthenics)
That's right
You need exercise,and I'll force you to feel me

Discuss your weight and debate
My discipline is not so irate
Got you backing up from the person that you just hate
A relaxing anthem
Don't wanna abandon
Aerobics for wisdom
The funky ambition

Teens hit the floor in this pudgy joint
Like the overweighin' kids,you missin' the point
We dominate your conference
No offense,nor some nonsense
My food song hits,get your reinforcements
Weird Al's "Fat" really kicks
Singing "Eat it",you are senseless
Who's gaining weight?
You're reckless,you'll should've survive this

Be a man just like Stone Cold
Two weight watchers walk away and something's bold
The weight-losing legend is just 23 years old
My weight loss is like a froggie saying it's what future holds
New exercise
And we're about to make you famous
Taking over Earth and exercise in Uranus

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Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Just a minor correction here, the song you're refering to is by John Cena and is called "Basic Thugonomics." But a great parody nonetheless.

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