Song Parodies -> No Pork, New York
| Original Song Title: | "New York, New York" |
| Original Performer: | (Written by) Fred Ebb and John Kander |
| Parody Song Title: | "No Pork, New York" |
| Parody Written by: | Robert J. Pagliaro |
Start spreading the news
We're saving the hay
Don't want to give 'em part of it,
No Pork, New York
Ease Omaha's blues
Fund Kennels for strays
And make A-las-ka part of it
Your pork, New York
I want to make cuts in the city that's full of creeps
Pro-tect that cow on the hill, flock of some sheep
These little town jewels
We're giving away
Are just the very start of it
Screw Ole New York
If I can take from there
I'll spend it anywhere
Just not on you, New York, New York.
(Instrumental)
No Pork, New York
I want to make cuts in the city that's full of creeps
To save that cow on the hill, flock of them sheep, corn in the fields, cow on that hill
These little town jewels
We're giving away
Are just the very start of it
Thank you, New York
A-a-a-nd if I can take from there
I'm gonna spend it anywhere
No pork for You, New York, New York
No Pork
We're saving the hay
Don't want to give 'em part of it,
No Pork, New York
Ease Omaha's blues
Fund Kennels for strays
And make A-las-ka part of it
Your pork, New York
I want to make cuts in the city that's full of creeps
Pro-tect that cow on the hill, flock of some sheep
These little town jewels
We're giving away
Are just the very start of it
Screw Ole New York
If I can take from there
I'll spend it anywhere
Just not on you, New York, New York.
(Instrumental)
No Pork, New York
I want to make cuts in the city that's full of creeps
To save that cow on the hill, flock of them sheep, corn in the fields, cow on that hill
These little town jewels
We're giving away
Are just the very start of it
Thank you, New York
A-a-a-nd if I can take from there
I'm gonna spend it anywhere
No pork for You, New York, New York
No Pork
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No HUGE BERSERK REBEL WARTHOG for New York!
Well, Johnny, we wouldn't have this problem if the INSANE ANGLO WARLORD hadn't funded al-Qaeda, the Taliban, Saddam and Iran in the first place. A great parody about a great stupidity.
This is excellent - love the cow on the hill bit. Yes, there are no terrorist targets in New York or DC...could someone pass me the Kool-Aid? 555
Gentlemen: Thank you - comments from such excellent writers are very much appreciated by this writer. RR - glad you liked the "cow" line, however, the parody was really built around the line "We're saving the hay" - just couldn't get that out of my head. Thanks again from a guy who is living in the "City without Monuments" - bob
This is right on the money Mr. P - an no trashing by the right wing - they've either run out of Kool Aid or are scanning Ann Coulter's new book for the appropriate response.
Loved it!
Thanks Immoral and Ben.
Bob,
Where are you? Jack Stewart is looking for you?
Charles Cohen - Marshall, how the hell are ya - call my old job and ask for my new place - I'm in the MetLife Building. Wassup?
bob
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