Song Parodies -> This Man is Your Man
| Original Song Title: | "This Land is Your Land" |
| Original Performer: | Woody Guthrie |
| Parody Song Title: | "This Man is Your Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Luminous Veil |
It's not that I'm advocating polygamy, or that I'm a woman, but I thought this would be funny.
This man is your man this man is my man
We live together in a three-way marriage;
And then all our children, they all have two mothers.
This man was made for you and me.
As we were walking down that ribbon of sidewalk,
All of the neighbors stare at us and gawk:
It's easy for them to point and then mock:
Marriage which has not two but three.
It is not easy to compete for attention
When there is another wife being so bossy;
I'm never lonely together we three:
This man was made for you and me.
When I see my husband, kiss your own pecker
And then squeeze your body like a big ripe melon
I would be all smiling at my own husband
This man was made for you and me.
When it is bedtime our bed is king-sized
But it's too small for us three together
The way to resolve this is flip a coin to
Share him together you and me.
In the shadow of the mountains I'd see my husband,
Walking hand in hand with your sultry body;
As he walked right past me, and then ignored me
Is this man made for you not me?
Some say I'm living in mortal sin me,
But I need patience of holy saints to
Deal with my husband and his one another woman,
This man was made for you and me.
We live together in a three-way marriage;
And then all our children, they all have two mothers.
This man was made for you and me.
As we were walking down that ribbon of sidewalk,
All of the neighbors stare at us and gawk:
It's easy for them to point and then mock:
Marriage which has not two but three.
It is not easy to compete for attention
When there is another wife being so bossy;
I'm never lonely together we three:
This man was made for you and me.
When I see my husband, kiss your own pecker
And then squeeze your body like a big ripe melon
I would be all smiling at my own husband
This man was made for you and me.
When it is bedtime our bed is king-sized
But it's too small for us three together
The way to resolve this is flip a coin to
Share him together you and me.
In the shadow of the mountains I'd see my husband,
Walking hand in hand with your sultry body;
As he walked right past me, and then ignored me
Is this man made for you not me?
Some say I'm living in mortal sin me,
But I need patience of holy saints to
Deal with my husband and his one another woman,
This man was made for you and me.
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