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Song Parodies -> "This Hand"

Original Song Title:

"This Land"

Original Performer:

Woody Guthrie

Parody Song Title:

"This Hand"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

This hand's my sore hand
This hand's my tired hand
I've been watchin' skin flicks
On the web with broadband
I've seen Britney's bald snatch
It gave me hair on both my palms
These hands were made for doin' me

Some men are ass men
Some men are leg men
When I see cleavage,
I just start to beg then
'Cause I'm a boob man
I wasn't weaned 'till I was ten
These hands are great for doin' me

In a whack-off contest
To see who was quickest
I won Gold and Silver
In the Sex Olympics
I couldda had Bronze too
But I needed a cigarette
These hands were made for doin' me

When you Google 'porno'
You'll find Paris Hilton
And her home made sex tape
She shoudda stuck to quiltin'
'Cause it was so bad
I barely watched it fifty times
These hands got tired of doin' me

When I take Viagra
I can work up blisters
But I'm ambidextrous
Yeah a double fister
When one gets cramped up
I switch hands and gain a stroke
These hands were made for doin' me

These are my sore hands
These are my tired hands
Think I've rubbed 3 inches
Off the tip of my gland
They say a hand's gotta...
Do what a hand has gotta do
These hands were made for doin' me

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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Bernard Pacholek - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
My twin brother was too shy to leave a comment, but I'll give you a five.
Matthias - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I gotta give you a hand, on 2nd thought... How about you give yourself a hand
AFW - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I gotta tell ya'...terrific title switch and a capitol H in humor
McKludge - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd hate to see what your keyboard looks like
alvin - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
gotta give ya a HAND...nice JOB
Kristof Robertson - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad to see you submitting again, Dee! This was wonderfully one does smut better than you! 555
PMS - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Dee-lightfully in-Dee-cent.
Jack Wilson - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Too bad your Paris is in jail. LOL that ruled 5s
Dee Range - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, for the votes and comments. Much appreciated
Debstonecat - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I bet you enjoyed 'researching' this one!

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