-> "Scary Old Land Of Jaws"
Original Song Title:
"Merry Old Land Of Oz"
Parody Song Title:
"Scary Old Land Of Jaws"
The Lyrics
where's my pa ?...where'd he go ?...in the water he seemed to pause
my god, his leg's been chewed away...in the scary old land of jaws
where's my cuz ?...in the surf...where the predator sealife gnaws
he tries, but cannot get away...in the scary old land of jaws
in the sea they dwell and they can weigh a ton
they will eat you for lunch...and when they do, you're done
that ain't no fun
fins, i saw...there they go...so, you'd better get out because...
this beast cannot be kept at bay...in the scary old land of jaws
swimming here...swimming there...and their teeth are as sharp as saws
so, if you go, you must beware...in the scary old land of jaws
bit rump here...leg stump there...he's a killer that has no flaws
and this fellow could be anywhere...in the scary old land of jaws
he will grab your head and drag you right on down
does he do this so that you will drown ?
uh huh
you won't be found
rip rip here...rip rip there...they will open you up like claws
and i tell you, they'll be no repair...in the scary old land of jaws
where's my ma ?...down below...right next to my pa
this killer must be stopped today...in the scary old land of jaws
blood, he draws...our worst foe...he likes his dinner raw
and that's why no one ever stays...in the scary old land of jaws
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