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Song Parodies -> "George Washington"

Original Song Title:

"The Candyman Can"

Original Performer:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Parody Song Title:

"George Washington"

Parody Written by:

'Odd Alex' Patrick

The Lyrics

(George Washington Can, Title)

Who can chase some Brits,

Back to the docks,

With poor weaponry,

And men who don't even have socks?

George Washington,

George Washington can,

George Washington can "cuase he fills the Brits with lead,

And makes the rebels feel good.

Who can take some ships,

And cross the Delaware,

Attack the Hessians,

And catch them completely unaware?

George Washington,

Students:
George Washington?

Back to singer(s):
George Washington

George Washington can,

George Washington can cause he fills the Brits with lead,

And makes the rebels feel good.




George Washington was such,

That every Brit he would touch,

Would become, overcome with trauma,

He could even scare their mama

Some say he could even scare Osama

Who can take dreams,

Of a victory,

When all is lost it seems,

Come out on top with satisfactory?

George Washington

Students:
George Washington can!

Back to singer:
George Washington can

George Washington can cause he fills the Brit's with lead,

And makes the rebels feel good.

And the rebel's feel good.

Cause George Washington thinks they should!!!
Another song to Weird Al Yankovic.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
To plagiarize a comment somebody else posted on some other parody some time ago --- " I'm laughing historically " !!
Josh 2 - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
354 thius was funy but the pacing was terrible in some parts
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Interesting parody, nice to read.
AFW - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I cannot tell a lie...this was good..five five five
Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
As the author of what had to have been the first parody about the first President, "Our Dollar Bill," and living just 30 miles from the Battle of Trenton, I have to be honest and say this was weak as Washington's coffee and wooden as his teeth. (Yes, I know his wooden teeth were really ivory. At least I know what color his white horse was.)
Dave - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
It was... okay. The pacing was pretty horrible, most of all. It was a good idea, and it's chock full of historical references, but... =/

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