Hello Wools, (Hello, hello)
You're so nice and soft, today
Did you miss me?
Just relax, I've brought you hay..
You look lonesome
Since I took the only ram
And set him free..
Don't worry, Wools, I'll keep you company..

Hello, Win'fred, (Hello, hello)
I just love those pointed ears
You're my favorite....(Shhh..)
Be good and you won't get sheared..
Who was that I heard say, "Baa, baa"?
Now, you know that's not your name..
It's dark out here, but you feel like Elaine..

My wife packed up and left us,
And, it's just the way I planned..
I can get along without her,
Except some things, I'm a man..

Hello Celia, (Hello, hello)
Oh, would you pair with me awhile ?
Tried, but can't sleep..
So, won't you bare with me awhile..
Your Virgin wool is like a feather,
More hay? I'll cut the twine..
With ewe, I don't care if she's gone a long long time..
(Hello, hello Wools)