Underwater girl,
She's been living in her underwater world
I bet she never had a New York guy
Bet the Crystal her mom was chose by

I'm gonna try for an Underwater girl
She's been living in her white haired world
As long as 85 hundred years
And now she's looking for a linguist man

That's what he am

And when she knows what she wants from that ti-i-ime
And when she wakes up and makes up her mi-i-ind

She'll see he's not a nerd
Just because he can't drive

Underwater girl
You know I've seen her in her underwater world
She's getting tired of her crystal toys
And all her presents from the mermaid boys

She's got a choice

Underwater girl
You know I can't afford to buy her a crystal
But maybe someday when Ulysses comes down
She'll understand about Atlantis town

And when she's swimming, she's looking so fi-i-ine
And when she's talking, she's speaking At-lant-te-ine

She'll see he's not a nerd,
Just because he can't drive,

She's the underwater girl
You know he's in love with an underwater girl
Milo's underwater girl....(repeat)