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Song Parodies -> "Mario"

Original Song Title:

"The Saga Begins"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Mario"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

I was watching my neighbor's 9 and 10 year old kids while she and her husband went to a movie. They were playing Super Mario 64. When I came home, I wrote this song about it. it is sung from the viewpoint of the CameraTurtle, Lakitu.Characters (for those of u who dont know about Mario)Bob and Kevin- 2 made up names of kids playing the gamePeach- the princessmario- the heroBowser- evil dinosaurLakitu- films all your moves on cameraYoshi- dumb little turtle, who really isn't even in the game
A long, long time ago
In a Nintendo far, far away
Peach's castle was under an attack
And I thought Bob and Kevin
Could talk Bowser into
Maybe cutting her a little slack
But his response, it didn't thrill us
He stole the stars and tried to kill us
We escaped from his fire
Then went to the level of desire
We took a star from the scene
And we went to the door to see Princess Peach
But she was just out of our reach
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my this here Mario guy
Maybe a plumber later, now he's learnin' to fly
And he left his home without any good byes
Sayin' "This'll be the day Bowser dies"
" This'll be the day Bowser dies "
Did you know this plumbing slave
Has a mustache that could use a shave
And he can use the stars, they say
Ahh, do you see him saving Princess Peach
At the castle that's by a beach
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, he has a few stars, you know
And I've heard how fast Koopa the Quick can go
And we were poor, it's true
So we got a coin or two
He was a very strong battling ace
And the minute Koopa started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ...
Oh my my this here Mario guy
Maybe a plumber later, now he's learnin' to fly
And he left his home without any good byes
Sayin' "This'll be the day Bowser dies"
" This'll be the day Bowser dies "
Now we finally got to Bowser's hut
Mario we knew would want
To see how good he could be
So we took him there he grabbed his tail
But Bowser's weight was off the scale
And he might crush him and me...
Oh, Yoshi was impressed, of course
Could Bowser put on too much Force?
Then entered the kids
Oh, fighting them, Bowser forbid
Because Bowser sensed that they were queer
And Mario said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your big fat rear"
"You still will fight these boys"
We were singin' ...
Oh my my this here Mario guy
Maybe a plumber later, now he's learnin' to fly
And he left his home without any good byes
Sayin' "This'll be the day Bowser dies"
" This'll be the day Bowser dies "
But we got stuck in Bowser's poo
And so it was up to who?
It's all Mario today
He fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
I threw my camera and saved the day
And in the end some Goompas died
Some bob-ombs blew up and some bullies fried
A lot of baddies were croakin'
The battle hats were broken
And the italian dweeb Peach admired most
Beat Bowser and celebrated over toast
Well, he's still here and Bowser's a ghost
I guess we'll be in Mario 2
And I was singin' ...
Oh my my this here Mario guy
Maybe a plumber later, now he's learnin' to fly
And he left his home without any good byes
Sayin' "This'll be the day Bowser dies"
" This'll be the day Bowser dies "
We were singin' ...
Oh my my this here Mario guy
Maybe a plumber later, now he's learnin' to fly
And he left his home without any good byes
Sayin' "This'll be the day Bowser dies"

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