HOBBIT, I saw you in the film, and I'm
WONDERIN', how you manage your Sting, and I
WANTED to see you later, naked, so I
*MADE*A*SLASH*PAGE*LOVELY*
KING MAN, I saw you and I love you, baby
I WANT an autograph from you, 'cause I'm
PROUD of you, king of Gondor, 'cause I
*LIVE*IN*HERE*YEAH*GONDOR*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
It's so magnificent!
You must buy a ticket!
And don't forget to eat a menu!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Come and empty cashiers!
Come and have a light meal!
Pretty soon now the Ring you'll see!
ORC MEN invadin' the city, and almost
DESTROYED, but Tirith was mighty, and then
BAGGINS kid succeeded, oh yeah
*DARK*LORD*WAS*DEFEATED*
TRILOGY, yeah it touched my glad heart, it's like
LUCAS's monumental, and I'm
LOVIN' the crowd scenes, and you
*MUST*COME*WITH*ME*AND*SEE*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Don't just sit and spectate!
Some filks're already made!
I love to listen and make!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Mornie utulie!
Mornie alantie!
I love to learn it, jion me, oh yeah
ELVES ARE very pretty you see, and we're
WRITIN' slash so sweety, you are
WONDERIN' if you see Elrond naked, it's as
*CATCHY*AS*THE*FILK*TUNES*
AND WE come and convent again, I say
YOUNG FAN, don't you feel this new pain, I say
PRECIOUS, I will get you soon, I mean
*I*LIKE*IT*VERY*MUCH*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Here's the sword, Anduril!
It was the shattered Narsil!
It's kind of merchandise I will!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Here's a dwarf named Gimli!
He's a Slider, you see!
The Dead why disappear at least?
I'm here again to see LOTR (repeat'n'fade)