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Song Parodies -> "LOTR"
Original Song Title:
"YMCA"
Original Performer:
Village People
Parody Song Title:
"LOTR"
Parody Written by:
Slytherin15
The Lyrics
HOBBIT, I saw you in the film, and I'm
WONDERIN', how you manage your Sting, and I
WANTED to see you later, naked, so I
*MADE*A*SLASH*PAGE*LOVELY*
KING MAN, I saw you and I love you, baby
I WANT an autograph from you, 'cause I'm
PROUD of you, king of Gondor, 'cause I
*LIVE*IN*HERE*YEAH*GONDOR*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
It's so magnificent!
You must buy a ticket!
And don't forget to eat a menu!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Come and empty cashiers!
Come and have a light meal!
Pretty soon now the Ring you'll see!
ORC MEN invadin' the city, and almost
DESTROYED, but Tirith was mighty, and then
BAGGINS kid succeeded, oh yeah
*DARK*LORD*WAS*DEFEATED*
TRILOGY, yeah it touched my glad heart, it's like
LUCAS's monumental, and I'm
LOVIN' the crowd scenes, and you
*MUST*COME*WITH*ME*AND*SEE*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Don't just sit and spectate!
Some filks're already made!
I love to listen and make!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Mornie utulie!
Mornie alantie!
I love to learn it, jion me, oh yeah
ELVES ARE very pretty you see, and we're
WRITIN' slash so sweety, you are
WONDERIN' if you see Elrond naked, it's as
*CATCHY*AS*THE*FILK*TUNES*
AND WE come and convent again, I say
YOUNG FAN, don't you feel this new pain, I say
PRECIOUS, I will get you soon, I mean
*I*LIKE*IT*VERY*MUCH*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Here's the sword, Anduril!
It was the shattered Narsil!
It's kind of merchandise I will!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Here's a dwarf named Gimli!
He's a Slider, you see!
The Dead why disappear at least?
I'm here again to see LOTR (repeat'n'fade)
WONDERIN', how you manage your Sting, and I
WANTED to see you later, naked, so I
*MADE*A*SLASH*PAGE*LOVELY*
KING MAN, I saw you and I love you, baby
I WANT an autograph from you, 'cause I'm
PROUD of you, king of Gondor, 'cause I
*LIVE*IN*HERE*YEAH*GONDOR*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
It's so magnificent!
You must buy a ticket!
And don't forget to eat a menu!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Come and empty cashiers!
Come and have a light meal!
Pretty soon now the Ring you'll see!
ORC MEN invadin' the city, and almost
DESTROYED, but Tirith was mighty, and then
BAGGINS kid succeeded, oh yeah
*DARK*LORD*WAS*DEFEATED*
TRILOGY, yeah it touched my glad heart, it's like
LUCAS's monumental, and I'm
LOVIN' the crowd scenes, and you
*MUST*COME*WITH*ME*AND*SEE*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Don't just sit and spectate!
Some filks're already made!
I love to listen and make!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Mornie utulie!
Mornie alantie!
I love to learn it, jion me, oh yeah
ELVES ARE very pretty you see, and we're
WRITIN' slash so sweety, you are
WONDERIN' if you see Elrond naked, it's as
*CATCHY*AS*THE*FILK*TUNES*
AND WE come and convent again, I say
YOUNG FAN, don't you feel this new pain, I say
PRECIOUS, I will get you soon, I mean
*I*LIKE*IT*VERY*MUCH*
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Here's the sword, Anduril!
It was the shattered Narsil!
It's kind of merchandise I will!
I'm here again to see LOTR
I'm here again to see LOTR
Here's a dwarf named Gimli!
He's a Slider, you see!
The Dead why disappear at least?
I'm here again to see LOTR (repeat'n'fade)
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Voting Breakdown
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| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
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Pretty strange, Slyth...Pacing a bit off in places, but I enjoyed it 444
Had to stop in due to subject matter...but I'm debating my votage still. I agree with Kristof...the pacing was off a bit...and pacing is the most important thing to me...so I can't decide overall...I'll be back...
You ought to remake the Village People's 'Go West' for Frodo going West at the end of the film!
Unless this was meant to be sung by a Tolkien character who's grasp of English leaves much to be desired (Smeagol/Gollum, for example), this was rather poorly written, IMHO. Should be a common acronym around here --GIPE (Great Idea Poorly Executed)?
I've waited for a while for someone to pull this off... not bad but pacing wasn't too good either... 455
yes i'm responsible for your 1's because of the stupid subject it annoys the heck out of me and it had terrible pacing anyway
Agrim: Make it GrIPE (Great Idea Poorly Executed). Except in this case, don't believe the HIPE: Horrible Idea... Now who sounds like Slimin' Simon?
Hahahahahahaha! Oh man! Slyth, my friend, you are a genius!
you genius goddammit
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