Song Parodies -> Mirror, my God, it's me!'

Original Song Title:

"Nearer My God To Thee"

Original Performer:

Various traditional hymn

  
Parody Song Title:

"Mirror, my God, it's me!'"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

Mirror, my God, it's me! My God, it''s me..

Where are kind yesterdays, face of my youth?
Deep run the lines I see, so cold the truth
I look like ninety three, Mirror, my God, it's me!

Premature saggy skin, crows feet, eleven
Botox injectory, I must be given
Plus laser surgery, Mirror, my God, it's me!

So many aging spots; find fading cream
Perhaps this glass is cracked; well, I can dream
Discolored, wrinkly; Mirror, my God, it's me!

White hair too thin to comb, wild ones I pluck
Eyelids hang droopily..Call Nip and Tuck
Extreme Make Over me, Mirror, my God, it's me!

Mirror, my God, it's me!
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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
interesting concept...5s
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Sometimes I feel like I'm halfway down that path already. 555
Diddims - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The story of my life...
carol - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
well said. 5's
AFW - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who voted and commented
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
s'5 !doog yreV
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, and how bad will you look when you turn twenty, then? LOL, AFW - 555
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Stealing Michael Jackson's material, are we? Calling all cars, we've got a 555 in progress.

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