Mites of dust, all around
There is just no clean air to be found
What a mess, in your face
Brother, Everything's Gummin Up Noses...

Car exhaust, factory smoke
Step outside and the smog makes you choke
What we breathe, it's like mace,
Brother, Everything's Gummin' Up Noses...

College dorming,
Exhales of weed clouds galore,
Global warming,
Each day the O-zone's mal-forming!

Dandered pets, pollen mist,
Airline jets, and there's more on the list
We are off.....to our dooms,
As we cough..... at perfumes,
The world is just one great big giant sneeze..
Brother, Everything's Gummin' Up Noses,
With huge allergies...
(Achoo!)