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Song Parodies -> "Straight Outta Polkas"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Straight Outta Polkas"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Medley of:"The Benny Hill Show Theme","Let's Get It Started" by Black Eyed Peas,"Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand,"Bang And Blame" by REM,"You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morisette,"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins,"My Friends" by Red hot Chili Peppers,"I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters,"Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden,"Beverly Hills" by Weezer,"Speed Of Sound" by Coldplay,"Live And Let Die" by Paul McCartney,"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen,"Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls,"Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold,"Push" by Matchbox 20,"Candy Shop" by 50 Cent featuring Olivia,"Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg,"Pon De Replay" by Rihanna,"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine,"The Reflex" by Duran Duran,"Metal Health (Bang Your Head)" by Quiet Riot,and "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Let's get it started (ha)
let's get it started in here
Let's get it started (ha)
let's get it started in here
Let's get it started (ha)
Let's get it started in here
And the base keeps runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'

I say don't you know
You say you don't go
I say... take me out!
I say you don't show
Don't move, time is slow
I say (gunshot) take me out!

You bang bang bang bang bang,blame blame blame
You bang bang bang bang bang,it's not my thing so let it go.

'Cause the love that you gave every day wasn't able
to make it enough for you to be open wide...No!
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died? 'Til you died,well you're still alive!
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know!
Hey!

Despite all my rage,I am still just a rat in a cage!
Despite all my rage,I am still just a rat in a cage!
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage,I am still just a rat in a cage!

I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely,too
When you don't know yourself

I don't owe you anything!
I don't owe you anything!
I don't owe you anything!
I don't owe you anything!

Black Hole Sun
Won't you come and wash away the rain?
Black Hole Sun
Won't you come,won't you come
Black Hole Sun,Black Hole Sun
Won't you come
Black Hole Sun,Black Hole Sun
Won't you come
Black Hole Sun,Black Hole Sun

Beverly Hills,that's where I want to be! (gimme,gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills,rolling like a celebrity! (gimme,gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills

And birds go flying at the speed of sound
To show you how it all began
Birds came flying from the underground
If you could see it then you'd understand

When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say life and let life
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die...live and let die

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very, very frightening me
Galileo,Galileo,Galileo,Galileo,Galileo figaro- Magnifico...Hey! Hey! Hey!

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha? Don't cha? Don't cha? Don't cha?

Caught here in a fiery blaze,won't lose my will to stay
These eyes won't see the same after I flip today

I wanna push you around,well I will,well I will
I wanna push you down,well I will,well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah,yeah,well I will

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
We'll take you to the candy shop (yeah)
Boy one taste of what we got (un'huh)
We'll have you spending all you got (come on)
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (whoa)

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot

Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up?
All the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin' some more what
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up?
Hey Mr.,please Mr. DJ
Tell me if you hear me,turn the music up!

We're the renegades of funk, we're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk, we're the renegades of funk

So why don't you use it
Try not to bruise it
Find time, don't lose it

Bang your head
Metal health'll drive ya mad
Bang your head
Metal health'll drive ya mad

Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna sock it to it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
When you want to come
Straight outta Lynwood,let's go!

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