HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

Have yourself a married little Britney
Mr. Federline
From now on, it's
Change that baby one more time...

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

I'm beginning to really not like Christmas
Humbug, that's my vote
Cause the jerks you ignore all year
They suddenly reappear
To shove a Merry Christmas down your throat

I'm beginning to really think that Christmas
Season's way too long
Cause everyone always plays
For forty-five freaking days
All the same damn songs

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH

You're a rerun, Mr. Grinch
Each year, you hound the Whos
You're a Christmas Carol ripoff
An Ebenezer Stooge
Mr. Griiiinch--
You and you stupid dog can
Blow it out your flamfloos....

You're a dead one, Dr. Seuss
Your widow can't resist
She will publish every scrap that
You left around the house
Dr. Seuuuuuss--
I think they made a book out of
Your old grocery list....

THE REALLY BIG DRUMMER BOY

Nun, she told me, she's pure as a nun
She's known no man before, I'd be the first one
She needed stitches by the time we were done....
OOPS! Looks like we're out of time here; see you next year.