Marcia and Johnny were lawyers,
And Lordy, how they could law
They fought in that L.A. courthouse,
At the biggest trial you ever saw...
...But there was Fuhrman,
Was he tellin' it wrong?

Marcia called Mark as a witness,
And he never needed no shove..
He described in his long testimony,
How he discovered that bloody glove!
...He was Fuhrman,
But was he doin' her wrong?

Then Bailey, like old Perry Mason,
Said, "Mark, have you used that N word,
In the past ten years, in anyone's ears?"
"No, Never!" was what Bailey heard..
So said, Fuhrman,
But was he tellin' it wrong?

So Johnny came up with a bombshell,
Some tapes that Mark Fuhrman had made.
With nasty words inside, to prove he'd lied,
If he could only just get'em played..
About Fuhrman,
Could all those tapes be wrong?

The judge fin'lly made his decision,
He let only two items in...
Johnny then held a big news conference,
Sayin' Ito was guilty of sin.
And like Fuhrman,
He was callin' it wrong!

And now before I fill up the whole Internet,
I'm gonna' end this lousy song!
About Fuhrman,
Was he right or wrong?