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Song Parodies -> "Hail to the Losers"

Original Song Title:

"Hail to the Victors"

Original Performer:

University of Michigan

Parody Song Title:

"Hail to the Losers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I don't like Michigan either, unless they're playing Notre Dame
Hail! To the losers as they fail,
As they get their heads im-paled!
Damn! We missed a-gain.
We always blow big games!

We, always lose the Rose Bowl game,
Or we lose to Notre Lame!
We, will al-ways choke.
We al-ways blow big games.

We, know we'll nev-er win a-gain!
No, we'll nev-er win a-gain!
We, will al-ways choke,
We al-ways blow big games!

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 43

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