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Song Parodies -> "Maryland We Hate Your Uniforms"

Original Song Title:

"Maryland Victory Song"

Original Performer:

University of Maryland

Parody Song Title:

"Maryland We Hate Your Uniforms"

Parody Written by:

Ranger Ian

The Lyrics

This is for all those who thought that the 2011 Maryland Terrapins football team was the worst-dressed football team they'd ever seen, or close to it.
Maryland, we hate your uniforms
Cuz they look really bad
They make you look so hideous
Even worse than Princess Beatrice

It's the helmets more than the jerseys
Unless they're jettisoned,
Maryland won't win!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
They were awful, but did you see Clemson's last night? I know it was the ORANGE Bowl, but come on! They deserved to get 70 points dropped on their heads.
Abbott Skelding - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I love the idea of spoofing college fight songs (as long as it isn't "The Victors" haha). I, however, am in the vast minority who actually liked Marylands uniforms...nice work here though.

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